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bakeoff.bsky.social
BakeOff
@bakeoff.bsky.social
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More coffee, please. #CatDad ( sometimes proud ), Musician, retired zookeeper and part-time Nihilist. ( Peer-certified worker within the psychiatric field ) Also ( and I hate that this needs to be said, again ) NO ROOM FOR NAZI'S!
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 5h
"exaggerating", also known as outright lying. ( unless you're in the cult ).
Or, as the brocast bro's put it, "It was a joke bro! Can't take a joke bro?!".
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 6h
"We took the freedom of speech away because..."
Fox News: "The President is protecting free speech!"
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 6h
All the red cities are gonna FAFO once the blue cities stop paying for their welfare.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 6h
This is like the before and after of a fucking horror movie.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 6h
Hm, we should sue them for 20 trillion dollars.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 6h
This reminds me a whole lot of a certain bubble waiting to deflate that happened back in the 00's.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 6h
LOL. In my first playthrough i shot them all. In my second playthrough I did what you did. On my third playthrough, I just sat back and watched them fuck up themselves and ran down the ones that got away.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 6h
Black fucking Flag!
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 7h
Jesus Christ. American media has gone full fascist.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 7h
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i can be your hero , baby '' written below him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i can be your hero , baby '' written below him .
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 7h
Notice how every time a ( white ) woman challenge him, they're "nasty" or "ugly" and every time a person of color challenge him, they're "low IQ"? ( And "ugly/nasty" if it's a woman of color )
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 7h
a man with glasses is holding a piece of food with the words not very spicy above him
ALT: a man with glasses is holding a piece of food with the words not very spicy above him
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 7h
Mike knows that if he allows the Epstein Files to be released by swearing her in, his boss is going to rake him over the coals and declare him an enemy.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 7h
"... but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

Ah yes, that old fascistic snowflake trope of "it upsets people, so we have to make it illegal."
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 7h
This reminds me of Ibiza back in the 00's. 😄
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 7h
And here's the thing I don't get about the Democrat Party: Why not both at the same time?
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 7h
"white data dude complex"
AKA, the chatgpt of the Democrat Party.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 7h
Shit, for a second there I thought you meant vaccines.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
Remember to bring a sledgehammer.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
While you're at it, push them to call for the release of the Epstein Files as well.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
"Does it have anything to do with Republicans continuing effort to hide the Epstein files from the American people?"
a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' .
ALT: a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' .
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his hands .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his hands .
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
As a general rule, I'd advise all those oligarchs stay away from windows in the near future.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
Det var satme tidligt!
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
Please, their cult leader isn't even a "heritage" American.
The cognitive dissonance is off the chart.
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