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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 1d

Or gravity honestly.

A guitar floats in midair, held by the woman's third hand.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 1d

The 18 second mark looked off and, uh, that's not how elbows work.

AI generated woman grabs violintar from behind her back, her elbow rotated 180 degrees. Her body is facing one way while her right arm pretends it's the left arm her butt never wanted. Then, it rotates to her front.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 1d

Fuckers will destroy an entire country rather than learn Spanish.

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 1d

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 2d

Having lived this at GenCon; Phasma and Strahd.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 6d

Can confirm it worked.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 6d

I have been heckled off websites for saying this, I maintain that allowing South Park to continue has caused lasting cultural harm. It’s not that it said we shouldn’t care, it’s that it encouraged people to discourage those who do.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 9d

Didn’t expect a straight line from oyster Nazi rapist guy to people realizing Bernie ain’t never been great but here we be I guess.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 13d

Kid declared she prefers paper books so now thanks to @bookshop.org we have the entire @seananmcguire.bsky.social InCryptid series on the way.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 18d

Clear text Administrator password.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 20d

Crystal+TMNT=The end of my 30 year streak not buying Magic.

Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 20d

It’s official! I can talk about it!

I’ve spent the last 2+ years leading the narrative for the Magic: the Gathering Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set!

I’m excited to see all of this release! TMNT is such a weird, wild franchise that meshes weirdly well with Magic

magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...

Collecting Magic: The Gathering® | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A First Look

Cowabunga! It's time to explore the new cards and treatments in Magic: The Gathering | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

magic.wizards.com

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 22d

She told me to gear up so we could kill god and I didn’t hesitate.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · 23d

“Cersei understands the consequences of her absence and she is absent anyway, which means she does not intend to suffer those consequences.” I think of this line every day now.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Sep 27

The conservative political machine runs on human sacrifice and the promise it will turn off when no longer needed. A system enforced by violence and fear cannot be spun down. The media and political elite know this, they're cowards hoping the machine breaks before they're fed to it.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Sep 17

My newest painting by @mmschill.bsky.social has arrived and looks amazing!

Painting of a pink haired woman in a kimono standing in front of a kitsune.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Sep 6

Also, if folks are ok with it, the mods for this game introduce some absolutely bonkers vehicles that can get you over any block.

Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Sep 6

And the freeze dryer! (maybe? endorsement? chaos? dunno.)

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Sep 6

Avocado toast.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Sep 2

Yes please.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Aug 31

Faux pas and archipelago, my nemeses.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Aug 30

I already have a koala so I preordered the book instead ;)

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Aug 30

I’m getting at least two of these.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Aug 7

My paleontologist wife believes this is fox, do you have another angle from the top of the skull and something for scale?

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Aug 3

Talked briefly to @jessejerdak.bsky.social at #gencon and can confirm he’s an awesome dude.

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Bryan Barnes @balodek.bsky.social · Aug 1

Howard, thank you so much for the review!

Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · Jul 31

Gen Con: I acquired a starter set of "Zynvaded," a tabletop miniatures game from "We Have Issues! Publishing."

The story: alien probe crash-lands on Earth, and sends back data. The aliens think we look like easy picking, but uh-oh, the probe crashed in a game store. We're actually taller than that.

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Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · Jul 31

Gen Con: I acquired a starter set of "Zynvaded," a tabletop miniatures game from "We Have Issues! Publishing."

The story: alien probe crash-lands on Earth, and sends back data. The aliens think we look like easy picking, but uh-oh, the probe crashed in a game store. We're actually taller than that.

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