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Eli the Dragonfucker

@bananly.bsky.social

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👑My Name's Eli👑 ❤28❤She/Her❤Lesbian❤Arknights/GBF/FE/Gachas oh my❤Mentally Eto Bleh❤ I Love Nina FE❤

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Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · Jul 28

This is going to be my pinned for as long as recruitment is open!!

Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · Jul 28

Strawberry Mourning is recruiting! (22/30) #GBF #GranblueFantasy

Strawberry Mourning is a Discord-based, LGBTQ+ only, Tier A-and-slack crew looking for members to help contribute during GW. We offer a friendly community of veterans and casual players alike that has been going strong for 7 years. ⬇

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 2h

At a certain point microfic just becomes fic and this one is real fuckin good

Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 13d

a cis womans husband cheats on her with a trans woman, so she divorces him. their prenup was pretty strict on infidelity, too, so she absolutely cleans him out

months after the dust settles, she runs into the trans woman at the grocery store. the trans womans eyes burn with anger,

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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 6h

With the holidays upon us, don't give to Salvation Army. Not even change. It's a scumbag "charity" run by anti-gay zealots.

Habitat for Humanity is great. Your local Food Bank is great.

So many "charities" are for-profit scams. Use Charity Navigator to vet them. www.charitynavigator.org

Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 16h

Fun fact about the Salvation Army: they use a form of substance use treatment called work therapy. Oh, and by treatment, I mean they have people who have been convicted of drug charges work for their stores & warehouses in exchange for room, board, around a $1 a week, and minimal actual therapy.

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Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · 1h

this is our social contract

Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · 1h

Nodding so fast. yea h yeah yeah

Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · 1h

world is loud. girl quiet. even funnier if she's a chronic babbler so anytime she's called quiet she's like ?? ?? ?? ??

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Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · 1h

yes yes ye sy es yes ye syes yes yes ye syes yes yes yes . :) yeah i like this one

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miel @ catgirl city @miel.honeyviolets.gay · 1h

yuri between a mindreader who can’t control her abilities and a genuine no thoughts head empty elevator music spacing out airhead bimbo who makes her feel at ease bc it’s the only time things are quiet

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Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · 2h

i finally bought more eggs while i was out -w-

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Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday @marveloussunday.bsky.social · 2h

Wow! Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday!

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Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · 2h

i forgot to thaw my chicken 'w'

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Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · 3h

ok i think i gotta run back to the farm to get some fresh garlic and another onion so we can try making curry in the slow cooker. anyone want anything

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Maria Capelle Frantz @mariacfrantz.bsky.social · 21h

Treating myself to some colors todayyy

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Adam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 1d

That’s such a fluffy, sleepy pumpkin 🧡

#art #cozyart #caturday

Watercolor illustration of a bunch of colorful pumpkins, with a beige striped cat sleeping on top of them curled up into a ball, slightly resembling the round pumpkins itself.

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Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · 4h

paris is baby moding it today

Eli the Dragonfucker @bananly.bsky.social · 4h

ive had a dry eye all weekend..

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Granblue EN (Unofficial) @grandcypher.com · 6h

Lyria's Journal, October 12th

Imagination Overdrive rerun starts on the 15th

Seasonal Halloween mini-stories start the 17th

Helping the Genius Alchemist drops start on the 17th as well

Main story updates on the 22nd