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Banjo man

Banjo man

@banjoman.bsky.social

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Poet - mental health advocate - banjo player- guitarist - cigar smoker - dad - divorced - Cubs fan - blerd

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 9h

Have you thought about writing a book called “tortured bodies department”

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 9h

Doing a home sleep test tonight and not allowing my mom to wake me up in the middle of the night. Thankfully she has gotten better about sleeping through the night, but the anxiety is definitely doing its thing right now.

a fluffy cat is sitting on a table with the words `` ny inner nervous system '' written above it .

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 10h

Truth be told, that is my reaction after I have my first sip of morning coffee

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 12h

How is it traumatic?

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is saying it is inevitable

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 1d

So fun!

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 1d

Woo hoo!

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 1d

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 1d

On Thursday, October 30th at 7PM est I’ll be hosting a zoom chat with Terry Wildman, lead translator of First Nations Version. Anyone is welcome to join. Let me know if you are interested and I’ll send you the link.

Here is proverbs 1:31-32 from the latest release containing psalms and proverbs

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 2d

Counting Crows

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 2d

When I was giving my mom lunch options this morning I mentioned food that I had ordered on Instacart which I expected to be delivered before lunch time. This was a true counting the chickens before they hatched moment.

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 2d

Old people do such weird things. My mom dips strawberries in Splenda

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 2d

Instacart support just asked me if I want credits or a refund. Part of me wants to ask for a refund out of principle but credits make the most sense because I use Instacart like Taylor swift uses an overly emotional bridge

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 2d

Not all heroes wear capes

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 2d

Were you able to make like miles David and improvise?

How often do you get compared to miles Davis?

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 3d

Life has been crazy with my mom moving in with me so this Sunday I’m getting a new tattoo!

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 4d

Me to my mom: does the idea of doing a cat scan remind you of being at my house

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Because of all the cats!

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 4d

I love this quote from Anne Lamott

“You want to know how big God’s love is? The answer is: it’s very big. It’s bigger than you’re comfortable with.”

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 4d

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 4d

Will keep her on my prayer list. Hope she returns back to her normal self

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 4d

So glad to know she is feeling better!

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 4d

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 5d

Fun fact from tonight Seattle. Vs. Toronto ALCS game five.

Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 5d

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 5d

I wish I could set up a GoFundMe but for executive functioning.

People who have more executive functioning capability than others should be able to take some away from themselves and give it to those of us that are without.

Honestly, God knew I’d be too powerful if I could executive function.