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Barbarossa⚡️
@barbarossa69.bsky.social
1.4K followers 270 following 1.8K posts
Confirmed by AI to be an adult. Left-handed. My favourite shapes are hexagons.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · Oct 16
My dad bought me an elephant for my room. I said “Thanks Dad!”, he said “Don’t mention it!”
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 15h
Wow! That’s news to me too!
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 1d
Me: Save..
MS: to OneDrive, yes?
Me: No, to my local..
MS: No, you save to OneDrive, yes?
Me: NO! This computer please!
MS: OneDrive?
Me: Local drive.
MS: FINE WHATEVER!

Later..

Me: hey where is my file?
MS:
Me:
MS:
Me: Any ideas!
MS: OneDrive?
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 1d
Three.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 1d
Is being hungover at work conducive to growth? 😳
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 1d
Orange Maids.

Size of a brick and packed so full of additives they could keep you buzzing for a week!
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 1d
One of the problems of the world today is you can't buy a decent orange lolly anymore.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 2d
It’s total rubbish. And I love Star Trek…
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 2d
Oh wow I’d forgotten all about those stupid trucks 😂
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 2d
I hate it when your kids stop respecting you 🤔
"Dad any chance you can put a lucozade in the fridge for later so I can bring it to the game x" "Yeah I can do that" "Dunno how we're gonna get the fridge on the train though" "Ur an idiot"
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 2d
Happy birthday my dude!

Might as well celebrate something, why not this!
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 3d
Funny thing is if you tried to make a booking like that at a Premier Inn here they'd probably call the police.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 3d
I think a lot of these people need to work on their diets!
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 3d
I assumed as much lol
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 3d
Elf with Orlando Bloom?

(I don’t understand this competition)
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 3d
Thanks Microsoft, they’re fucking dreadful
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 3d
I don’t know where else I’d go.

I like it here!
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 3d
Breakfast too.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 4d
Rockers rule forever!!!
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 4d
This makes no sense
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 4d
We are a nation of fair-weather activists.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 5d
Love it when I come across a random funny post and then it dawns on me, wait, these people are serious…. 😳
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 6d
I preferred bluesky when you needed invitation codes to get in.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 7d
Too late!
Stephen Wildish on facebook predictably saying Kicked the bouquet
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 7d
On the same day as a Taylor Swift album drop. Are you insane?
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 7d
"Let me tell you about when David Bowie died..."
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