Barbarossa⚡️
@barbarossa69.bsky.social
Left-handed.
My favourite shapes are hexagons.
My favourite shapes are hexagons.
Pinned
Barbarossa⚡️
@barbarossa69.bsky.social
· Oct 16
My dad bought me an elephant for my room. I said “Thanks Dad!”, he said “Don’t mention it!”
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Roses are orange
Violets are purple
A ring is silver
It's hard to make this rhyme.
Violets are purple
A ring is silver
It's hard to make this rhyme.
February 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Roses are orange
Violets are purple
A ring is silver
It's hard to make this rhyme.
Violets are purple
A ring is silver
It's hard to make this rhyme.
Nobody famous or notable from either my primary school or my secondary school, apparently.
It’s mine for the taking! 😃
It’s mine for the taking! 😃
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Nobody famous or notable from either my primary school or my secondary school, apparently.
It’s mine for the taking! 😃
It’s mine for the taking! 😃
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February 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Can’t wait to see the Super Bowl half time entertainment!
February 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Can’t wait to see the Super Bowl half time entertainment!
“Who remembers when it wasn’t raining? What were that all about?”
February 7, 2026 at 9:33 AM
“Who remembers when it wasn’t raining? What were that all about?”
This opening ceremony could’ve been an email #winterolympics
February 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This opening ceremony could’ve been an email #winterolympics
Snowball Fighting should be a winter Olympic sport.
February 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Snowball Fighting should be a winter Olympic sport.
Fish & chips on a Friday.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Fish & chips on a Friday.
“Sir, a second Amendment has hit the Constitution.”
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
“Sir, a second Amendment has hit the Constitution.”
Surely the more Tories Reform soak up the less popular they'll be?
Keep it up, I say!
Keep it up, I say!
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Surely the more Tories Reform soak up the less popular they'll be?
Keep it up, I say!
Keep it up, I say!
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I'm known for my nuance and subtlety, so let me just say this:
𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐘-𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐘-𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
petition.parliament.uk
January 22, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I'm known for my nuance and subtlety, so let me just say this:
𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐘-𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐘-𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
A new name is heading to the Trafford Centre for the first time
Trafford Centre announces big new name coming to food court
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Some fucker tried to use the landline to make a phone call 😡
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Some fucker tried to use the landline to make a phone call 😡
He didn't even mention the Beckhams 😢
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
He didn't even mention the Beckhams 😢
Share a bird photo you’ve taken
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Share a bird photo you’ve taken
People fighting over Nobel Peace prizes.
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
January 19, 2026 at 1:58 PM
People fighting over Nobel Peace prizes.
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
Needed a break from doomscrolling so decided to read some classic literature that I haven’t read before.
Probably shouldn’t have started with 1984 🫤
Probably shouldn’t have started with 1984 🫤
January 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Needed a break from doomscrolling so decided to read some classic literature that I haven’t read before.
Probably shouldn’t have started with 1984 🫤
Probably shouldn’t have started with 1984 🫤
🎶 Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
January 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
🎶 Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
I think my first day as speechwriter for Robert Jenrick has gone pretty well!
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I think my first day as speechwriter for Robert Jenrick has gone pretty well!
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Poxy Music
Poxy Music
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Ultravom
Ultravom
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park
So you’re a campanologist? Pull the other one!
So you’re a voice actor? Sounds about right.
So you’re an accountant? That adds up.
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
So you’re a campanologist? Pull the other one!
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM
When we went on holiday, we used to have to set the video recorder to tape the TV programmes for the week we were away, so we could watch them when we came back.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 11:26 AM
When we went on holiday, we used to have to set the video recorder to tape the TV programmes for the week we were away, so we could watch them when we came back.