AJRed
@ajred.bsky.social
Gentleman slacker. #TOTP botherer. Public service shitposting.
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'kin 'ell.
I’m in a student pub and good grief, Gen Z toilet graffiti is rubbish
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
'kin 'ell.
Instead of all this "thank you for the opportunity" cobblers, I might have some respect for these bozos if any of them had the balls to tell Lord Sugs to shove it up his arse when he fires them. #TheApprentice
February 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Instead of all this "thank you for the opportunity" cobblers, I might have some respect for these bozos if any of them had the balls to tell Lord Sugs to shove it up his arse when he fires them. #TheApprentice
Consumer electronics. That's the stuff.
I've made a retro video.
See if it turns you on.
If it does...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to...
See if it turns you on.
If it does...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to...
February 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Consumer electronics. That's the stuff.
Coming soon to ITV and ITV X...
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Coming soon to ITV and ITV X...
Tutting.
Can someone tell me - aside from tea, dogs and queueing - what "core British values" are?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Tutting.
Ever Decreasing Circles was on the other day where Martin gets stuck in a loft, then Howard comes to help and gets stuck too. When Ann suggests getting a wrecking ball Hilda, assuming that Howard will be killed, just walks up and declares "I will ALWAYS love you." I nearly burst into tears.
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles was on the other day where Martin gets stuck in a loft, then Howard comes to help and gets stuck too. When Ann suggests getting a wrecking ball Hilda, assuming that Howard will be killed, just walks up and declares "I will ALWAYS love you." I nearly burst into tears.
The PM is shocked - SHOCKED! - that Peter Mandelson lied - LIED! - to him.
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 AM
The PM is shocked - SHOCKED! - that Peter Mandelson lied - LIED! - to him.
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BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed
What smells like hatred and chicken & mushroom Pot Noodle?
February 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
What smells like hatred and chicken & mushroom Pot Noodle?
If you see this, post a character that starts with C.
February 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with C.
Just time for a final sing-song. All together!
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Just time for a final sing-song. All together!
It would have been Les Dawson's 95th birthday today. Here's the great man bringing the house down on The Good Old Days, 1983.
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
It would have been Les Dawson's 95th birthday today. Here's the great man bringing the house down on The Good Old Days, 1983.
"And if you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EV-ER do something like that again..." #FaceTheMusic
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"And if you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EV-ER do something like that again..." #FaceTheMusic
Pity the poor producer who had to face the white hot wrath of Cooper for booking Lina Lalandi. Probably never seen again. #FaceTheMusic
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Pity the poor producer who had to face the white hot wrath of Cooper for booking Lina Lalandi. Probably never seen again. #FaceTheMusic
Absolutely fucking furious. #FacetheMusic
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Absolutely fucking furious. #FacetheMusic
We're getting rather sidetracked here. #FacetheMusic
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
We're getting rather sidetracked here. #FacetheMusic
Oh get fucked, Cooper. #FaceTheMusic
February 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Oh get fucked, Cooper. #FaceTheMusic
Well, composer begins with C. One for me. Off to a flyer this week. #FaceTheMusic
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Well, composer begins with C. One for me. Off to a flyer this week. #FaceTheMusic