Me mam used to watch it. Those titles, the dark foreboding skylines, pencil sketch Mark McManus and that Tina Turner-y feem toon "this town it's so mean!" I think it made me terminally terrified of Glasgow.

I agree she was put an unfair disadvantage in the dance off, but still threw herself in there with abandon. What a jolly good sport.

Lovely to see there are youngsters out there with a grounding in the classics.

I like to stand closer to the button but never press it, sensing the growing impotent fury of would-be button mashers who think that's it, they're stuck on this pavement for eternity. Then the lights change anyway. Magic!

Still, good news about the chocolate oranges.

Are they not placebo buttons anyway? Like, the lights change when they change to manage the traffic. Pushing the button just gives you a sense of agency.

No, not you.

What a shower of BASTARDS!

Have you joined Menswear yet?

100%. Other people might think they're odd but they don't care, all they need is each other.

They just don't understand what it's like to be so bloody shy.

I'm just saying if we'd listened to Mr Brody King in the first place, we'd all be a lot better off.

Mr Vichy

I must have watched Band of Brothers about 200 times and I never knew that one!