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If you don’t have the entirety of TLOAS and “My Name is Mamdani” in constant rotation in your head, I feel sorry for you.
Fools, I made this Pastina recipe I saw on TikTok and while I did make a couple of changes, it is truly phenomenal.
Indeed, so I got stoned and took a bath. Probably going to go back to bed.
Clients message to me said, “Thank you so much and my dr said to tell you that you made her job easier.”
I need to share a professional awesome about me.

My therapy practice is largely working with women and focused on their issues.
Yesterday I dx a woman with pmdd and told her what her options are.
Today she let me know she was able to see her pcp today who rx her exactly what we talked about.
My dog likes pistachio gelato.
Apparently not! Leave it to big sister to ruin it!
My sister’s name is an S name and her husband’s is an M. Their wedding cake topper was their initials in that order. I walked into the venue and saw it and immediately broke a sweat (August 31 wedding) from the laughter.
My mom asked me why and just said, “Goddamnit Liz!”
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

S&M’s
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Menhoes
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Mayday
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Too many Americans either didn’t care or didn’t believe. Hopefully they do now.👇
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Ndg/ntv/ndn folx in KC Metro - there’s not much on the website, but you can always call. Also, please make sure to reach out to your tribe because they might be able to point you to shared tribal resources. Feel free to DM me if you need help sorting through them. 🧡
Educated and using said education is woke.
Yasss!! We could all eat more beans!
This probably made me sound very British.
A+ for the red onions! Does it have beans? Beans on pizza is elite.
This made me cackle.

I have accepted that I don’t enjoy many common things.
I just wonder why Chuck didn’t body slam his ass.
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Rep. Rosa DeLauro: "On the food stamp issue, the money is there! Let them not get away with saying they can't do it. Their political will isn't there to feed the people who rely on the SNAP program which is the most effective anti-hunger program in the USA."
Oh, nope, that’s definitely Richard Spencer , of
”Nazi being punched” fame.
Jesus fuck, it’s got to be. Though that white guy looks a bit like our favorite DUI hire.
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"According to his running club, the man, who is a U.S. citizen, was returning from a team run when agents pulled him out of his vehicle, tackled him to the ground and kneeled on top of him, allegedly breaking six ribs and causing internal bleeding"
US citizen, 67, ‘has six ribs broken’ by Border Patrol agents, his running club says
The incident unfolded Saturday in Chicago’s Old Irving Park neighborhood, where residents say federal agents disrupted a children’s Halloween parade
www.independent.co.uk