Neil Forcum
@bareandbearded.bsky.social
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36 👴🏻 Scottish in Chicago 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸
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I am stoned as fuck, no idea what my eyes are doing, but what a great end to Market Days.

Once more, I don’t usually get off when I go out so this one is for all the Daddies tonight. The ones who gave hugs, kisses, called me a good boy, offered compliments…and forced my head down on their cocks.
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👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 Go get dumplings!
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🎵 Get PTSD on the daily 🎵
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This is…fuuuuuuuck 🫠
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This is absolutely fucking amazing. 🤣
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Thick Thursday is sponsored by:

Shroom hangovers
Coffee
Very slightly curved small dicks
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Fiiiine, I’ll have a wank.
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I get it’s soft Sunday or whatever but I’m high, absolutely fucking feral, and can’t stay off my dick. What a great way to round out an unexpectedly amazing weekend.
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As usual:

I am fat.
I have a little cock (and will cum like a motherfucker if you tell me to stroke it).
It is once again…FRIDAY!!!

Fat. Cock. Friday.

Time for coffee, and then maybe blow a load before I start the day.
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Monochrome Monday!

There can be only one…pose and chrome.
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God damn, it’s like a fucking hook.

🐟 Hi.
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I’m fat ✔️
I have a little cock (which would look so hot disappearing in your hand) ✔️✔️
It’s Friday! ✔️✔️✔️

Fat. Cock. Friday. ✅

So ready to spend the weekend stoned and glued to my dick.
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Proud of you! Also thirsty but mostly proud!
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Tuesdays are for Tummies…and also now shaving my head and trimming my beard cause lord. First though, I need coffee and cum.
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I have a Deep Gnome Durge Spore Druid/Death Cleric with the permanent summons mod and it is utter chaos.
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The crown with the hat is so fucking cool.
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I’m fat.
I have a cummy little cock.
It’s Friday.

Fat cock Friday. Deal with it.
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I call mine my thumb sweater.
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Jesus fuck. This angle is 🤤
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I am so down to suck the sweat off it
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Let me suck the sweat off it. 🥺