Neil Forcum
@bareandbearded.bsky.social
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Neil Forcum
@bareandbearded.bsky.social
· Aug 11
I am stoned as fuck, no idea what my eyes are doing, but what a great end to Market Days.
Once more, I don’t usually get off when I go out so this one is for all the Daddies tonight. The ones who gave hugs, kisses, called me a good boy, offered compliments…and forced my head down on their cocks.
Once more, I don’t usually get off when I go out so this one is for all the Daddies tonight. The ones who gave hugs, kisses, called me a good boy, offered compliments…and forced my head down on their cocks.
It’s negative bloody buggering degrees outside, what else am I gonna do on a Saturday except get stoned and stroke my dick?
January 24, 2026 at 11:04 AM
It’s negative bloody buggering degrees outside, what else am I gonna do on a Saturday except get stoned and stroke my dick?
Fucking Frozen Fat Cock Friday!
It’s beyond fucking freezing outside so you should absolutely come under the covers with me so we can snuggle together and stay warm in bed all day. I even made my light blue to set the icy mood.
It’s beyond fucking freezing outside so you should absolutely come under the covers with me so we can snuggle together and stay warm in bed all day. I even made my light blue to set the icy mood.
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Fucking Frozen Fat Cock Friday!
It’s beyond fucking freezing outside so you should absolutely come under the covers with me so we can snuggle together and stay warm in bed all day. I even made my light blue to set the icy mood.
It’s beyond fucking freezing outside so you should absolutely come under the covers with me so we can snuggle together and stay warm in bed all day. I even made my light blue to set the icy mood.
Bawls!
It’s going to be ASSpecially cold today but don’t worry, I have something for you to slip into that will keep you warm.
This Hump Day post is brought to you by late night sativa vapes, insomnia, and iced coffee. In that order.
It’s going to be ASSpecially cold today but don’t worry, I have something for you to slip into that will keep you warm.
This Hump Day post is brought to you by late night sativa vapes, insomnia, and iced coffee. In that order.
January 21, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Bawls!
It’s going to be ASSpecially cold today but don’t worry, I have something for you to slip into that will keep you warm.
This Hump Day post is brought to you by late night sativa vapes, insomnia, and iced coffee. In that order.
It’s going to be ASSpecially cold today but don’t worry, I have something for you to slip into that will keep you warm.
This Hump Day post is brought to you by late night sativa vapes, insomnia, and iced coffee. In that order.
Got a greenover. Majorly overslept.
Tum Tues.
Tum Tues.
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Got a greenover. Majorly overslept.
Tum Tues.
Tum Tues.
It’s “My god I have a weed hangover” monochrome Monday. Knackered.
January 19, 2026 at 1:41 PM
It’s “My god I have a weed hangover” monochrome Monday. Knackered.
I know it’s technically Sunday but I haven’t slept yet so, Stoned Stroke Saturday has been a success.
Holy fuck I’m fried.
Holy fuck I’m fried.
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I know it’s technically Sunday but I haven’t slept yet so, Stoned Stroke Saturday has been a success.
Holy fuck I’m fried.
Holy fuck I’m fried.
I’m fat.
I have a cock.
It’s already fucking Friday again.
Time to spend the day having a work and jerk.
I have a cock.
It’s already fucking Friday again.
Time to spend the day having a work and jerk.
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I’m fat.
I have a cock.
It’s already fucking Friday again.
Time to spend the day having a work and jerk.
I have a cock.
It’s already fucking Friday again.
Time to spend the day having a work and jerk.
Thick Thursday. I’m still stoned from last night. Dunno if I need coffee, a nap, or a wank.
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Thick Thursday. I’m still stoned from last night. Dunno if I need coffee, a nap, or a wank.
Bawls!!!!
My ass is aggressively fucking fuzzy, but I guess it gives your hands added softness while you’re holding me down and railing me…and there’s balls to tug on to make me more vocal too…It’s like a Bop It but I’m a Top It!!!
My ass is aggressively fucking fuzzy, but I guess it gives your hands added softness while you’re holding me down and railing me…and there’s balls to tug on to make me more vocal too…It’s like a Bop It but I’m a Top It!!!
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Bawls!!!!
My ass is aggressively fucking fuzzy, but I guess it gives your hands added softness while you’re holding me down and railing me…and there’s balls to tug on to make me more vocal too…It’s like a Bop It but I’m a Top It!!!
My ass is aggressively fucking fuzzy, but I guess it gives your hands added softness while you’re holding me down and railing me…and there’s balls to tug on to make me more vocal too…It’s like a Bop It but I’m a Top It!!!
And now, for Tummy Tuesday, a very short poem:
“My pills that stop me self deleting also have my boner retreating.”
Thank you for cumming. Tip your bator.
“My pills that stop me self deleting also have my boner retreating.”
Thank you for cumming. Tip your bator.
January 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
And now, for Tummy Tuesday, a very short poem:
“My pills that stop me self deleting also have my boner retreating.”
Thank you for cumming. Tip your bator.
“My pills that stop me self deleting also have my boner retreating.”
Thank you for cumming. Tip your bator.
Ugh, time to wake up, it’s 6 o’clock already and I was just in the middle of a dream.
It’s just another MONOCHROME MONDAY!
It’s just another MONOCHROME MONDAY!
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Ugh, time to wake up, it’s 6 o’clock already and I was just in the middle of a dream.
It’s just another MONOCHROME MONDAY!
It’s just another MONOCHROME MONDAY!
Small cock Sunday, I guess?
I’m ready for coffee, and someone’s hand for my dick to disappear in. That sounds hot.
I’m ready for coffee, and someone’s hand for my dick to disappear in. That sounds hot.
January 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Small cock Sunday, I guess?
I’m ready for coffee, and someone’s hand for my dick to disappear in. That sounds hot.
I’m ready for coffee, and someone’s hand for my dick to disappear in. That sounds hot.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a Fat Cock, must be in want of a Friday.”
- Ride and Edge You, Sis
- Ride and Edge You, Sis
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a Fat Cock, must be in want of a Friday.”
- Ride and Edge You, Sis
- Ride and Edge You, Sis
It was the Thickest of times, its was the Thursdayest of times.
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
It was the Thickest of times, its was the Thursdayest of times.
My damn watch won’t connect to my phone. Do you know how hard it is to take an ass shot when you can’t see yourself? Fucking rude.
Anyway, Happy Hump Day. Already half way through the first week of the year, bloody buggering hell.
Anyway, Happy Hump Day. Already half way through the first week of the year, bloody buggering hell.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
My damn watch won’t connect to my phone. Do you know how hard it is to take an ass shot when you can’t see yourself? Fucking rude.
Anyway, Happy Hump Day. Already half way through the first week of the year, bloody buggering hell.
Anyway, Happy Hump Day. Already half way through the first week of the year, bloody buggering hell.
Tummy Tuesday.
Now that I’ve blown a load, it’s time to hit the road, cause in the morning after a spunkin’, all I want is a cup of D*nkin. 😬
Sorry not sorry. I’m a complete and utter slut for D*nkin. (Censored so normies have less chance of seeing it)
Now that I’ve blown a load, it’s time to hit the road, cause in the morning after a spunkin’, all I want is a cup of D*nkin. 😬
Sorry not sorry. I’m a complete and utter slut for D*nkin. (Censored so normies have less chance of seeing it)
January 6, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Tummy Tuesday.
Now that I’ve blown a load, it’s time to hit the road, cause in the morning after a spunkin’, all I want is a cup of D*nkin. 😬
Sorry not sorry. I’m a complete and utter slut for D*nkin. (Censored so normies have less chance of seeing it)
Now that I’ve blown a load, it’s time to hit the road, cause in the morning after a spunkin’, all I want is a cup of D*nkin. 😬
Sorry not sorry. I’m a complete and utter slut for D*nkin. (Censored so normies have less chance of seeing it)
Well. It’s Monday and the seasons over…
Back to our regularly scheduled hoegramming.
Back to our regularly scheduled hoegramming.
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Well. It’s Monday and the seasons over…
Back to our regularly scheduled hoegramming.
Back to our regularly scheduled hoegramming.
Stroke it Sunday?
I spent an exciting Saturday at home, working on a project all night and I’m fucking exhausted now. I need sleep but unsurprisingly…I settled for a wank and some coffee. Pri-whore-ities 🤷♂️.
I spent an exciting Saturday at home, working on a project all night and I’m fucking exhausted now. I need sleep but unsurprisingly…I settled for a wank and some coffee. Pri-whore-ities 🤷♂️.
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Stroke it Sunday?
I spent an exciting Saturday at home, working on a project all night and I’m fucking exhausted now. I need sleep but unsurprisingly…I settled for a wank and some coffee. Pri-whore-ities 🤷♂️.
I spent an exciting Saturday at home, working on a project all night and I’m fucking exhausted now. I need sleep but unsurprisingly…I settled for a wank and some coffee. Pri-whore-ities 🤷♂️.
I get multiple DM’s along the lines of, “I love watching you high and stroking,” and you can’t get mad at a reputation you built with your own actions sooo…
Here I am, currently higher than balls, emptying mine. It’s not the biggest load but it’s a good example of me stoned and lost in my dick.
Here I am, currently higher than balls, emptying mine. It’s not the biggest load but it’s a good example of me stoned and lost in my dick.
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I get multiple DM’s along the lines of, “I love watching you high and stroking,” and you can’t get mad at a reputation you built with your own actions sooo…
Here I am, currently higher than balls, emptying mine. It’s not the biggest load but it’s a good example of me stoned and lost in my dick.
Here I am, currently higher than balls, emptying mine. It’s not the biggest load but it’s a good example of me stoned and lost in my dick.
New year. Same ol shtick.
I’m fat.
I have a cock.
It’s Friday.
That means, by the transitive property or some shit, it’s Fat Cock Friday!
I’m fat.
I have a cock.
It’s Friday.
That means, by the transitive property or some shit, it’s Fat Cock Friday!
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 PM
New year. Same ol shtick.
I’m fat.
I have a cock.
It’s Friday.
That means, by the transitive property or some shit, it’s Fat Cock Friday!
I’m fat.
I have a cock.
It’s Friday.
That means, by the transitive property or some shit, it’s Fat Cock Friday!
The last fucking day of the year. Fuuuuck.
Anyway, it’s hump day. I still don’t really have a hump but whatever. Here’s another photo from Christmas. Could have taken a new picture but I can’t be arsed 😬.
Anyway, it’s hump day. I still don’t really have a hump but whatever. Here’s another photo from Christmas. Could have taken a new picture but I can’t be arsed 😬.
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The last fucking day of the year. Fuuuuck.
Anyway, it’s hump day. I still don’t really have a hump but whatever. Here’s another photo from Christmas. Could have taken a new picture but I can’t be arsed 😬.
Anyway, it’s hump day. I still don’t really have a hump but whatever. Here’s another photo from Christmas. Could have taken a new picture but I can’t be arsed 😬.
The LAST Tummy Tuesday of the year.
Just gonna take it easy as we shortly curve into the end of 2025. 😬
Just gonna take it easy as we shortly curve into the end of 2025. 😬
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The LAST Tummy Tuesday of the year.
Just gonna take it easy as we shortly curve into the end of 2025. 😬
Just gonna take it easy as we shortly curve into the end of 2025. 😬
A friend offered to buy me some land in the city this season but I had to turn him down because…
I don’t want a lot for Christmas. 😬
Clearly though, my balls didn’t get the message because holy shit that was a lot. I don’t know where the fuck this load came from but holy fuck it felt good.
I don’t want a lot for Christmas. 😬
Clearly though, my balls didn’t get the message because holy shit that was a lot. I don’t know where the fuck this load came from but holy fuck it felt good.
December 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
A friend offered to buy me some land in the city this season but I had to turn him down because…
I don’t want a lot for Christmas. 😬
Clearly though, my balls didn’t get the message because holy shit that was a lot. I don’t know where the fuck this load came from but holy fuck it felt good.
I don’t want a lot for Christmas. 😬
Clearly though, my balls didn’t get the message because holy shit that was a lot. I don’t know where the fuck this load came from but holy fuck it felt good.