Neil Forcum
@bareandbearded.bsky.social
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Scottish in Chicago 🏴🇺🇸
Scottish in Chicago 🏴🇺🇸
Stoned Stroke Saturday was a success!
As usual I don’t get off when I go out but I touched a really nice, big dick that I’ve been wanting to touch, so I had to wank over it. I’m stoned so I get verbal and loud
This isn’t a pretty wank, and it’s a little ridiculous but Jesus fuck it felt good, obvs
As usual I don’t get off when I go out but I touched a really nice, big dick that I’ve been wanting to touch, so I had to wank over it. I’m stoned so I get verbal and loud
This isn’t a pretty wank, and it’s a little ridiculous but Jesus fuck it felt good, obvs
February 8, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Stoned Stroke Saturday was a success!
As usual I don’t get off when I go out but I touched a really nice, big dick that I’ve been wanting to touch, so I had to wank over it. I’m stoned so I get verbal and loud
This isn’t a pretty wank, and it’s a little ridiculous but Jesus fuck it felt good, obvs
As usual I don’t get off when I go out but I touched a really nice, big dick that I’ve been wanting to touch, so I had to wank over it. I’m stoned so I get verbal and loud
This isn’t a pretty wank, and it’s a little ridiculous but Jesus fuck it felt good, obvs
It’s been a fucking awesome week, now it’s time to get fried and stroke til I peak. 😬
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
It’s been a fucking awesome week, now it’s time to get fried and stroke til I peak. 😬
This weekend has been nothing but me stoned and stroking my dick. It’s been fucking awesome.
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 PM
This weekend has been nothing but me stoned and stroking my dick. It’s been fucking awesome.
There’s still like 10 minutes left in the day soooo…
THICK THURSDAY!
Also very high here, but not as vocal as Tuesday. Had to do my best to be quiet, and I wish the load was more visible, but regardless, I love being stoned and lost in my dick. This felt phenomenal. Obviously.
THICK THURSDAY!
Also very high here, but not as vocal as Tuesday. Had to do my best to be quiet, and I wish the load was more visible, but regardless, I love being stoned and lost in my dick. This felt phenomenal. Obviously.
January 30, 2026 at 5:50 AM
There’s still like 10 minutes left in the day soooo…
THICK THURSDAY!
Also very high here, but not as vocal as Tuesday. Had to do my best to be quiet, and I wish the load was more visible, but regardless, I love being stoned and lost in my dick. This felt phenomenal. Obviously.
THICK THURSDAY!
Also very high here, but not as vocal as Tuesday. Had to do my best to be quiet, and I wish the load was more visible, but regardless, I love being stoned and lost in my dick. This felt phenomenal. Obviously.
Tummy Tuesday!
Very fucking high here, like, stoned out of my fucking gourd. I love hitting that weed whacking sweet spot where every stroke feels like a mini orgasm and you get lost in your dick. There’s a lot of “oh fuck” in this and some interesting noises at the end so…Volume warning.
Very fucking high here, like, stoned out of my fucking gourd. I love hitting that weed whacking sweet spot where every stroke feels like a mini orgasm and you get lost in your dick. There’s a lot of “oh fuck” in this and some interesting noises at the end so…Volume warning.
January 27, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Tummy Tuesday!
Very fucking high here, like, stoned out of my fucking gourd. I love hitting that weed whacking sweet spot where every stroke feels like a mini orgasm and you get lost in your dick. There’s a lot of “oh fuck” in this and some interesting noises at the end so…Volume warning.
Very fucking high here, like, stoned out of my fucking gourd. I love hitting that weed whacking sweet spot where every stroke feels like a mini orgasm and you get lost in your dick. There’s a lot of “oh fuck” in this and some interesting noises at the end so…Volume warning.
Minichrome Monday again!
I’m too cold to think of something witty, come snugglefuck some warmth into me. Bring coffee.
I’m too cold to think of something witty, come snugglefuck some warmth into me. Bring coffee.
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Minichrome Monday again!
I’m too cold to think of something witty, come snugglefuck some warmth into me. Bring coffee.
I’m too cold to think of something witty, come snugglefuck some warmth into me. Bring coffee.
It’s negative bloody buggering degrees outside, what else am I gonna do on a Saturday except get stoned and stroke my dick?
January 24, 2026 at 11:04 AM
It’s negative bloody buggering degrees outside, what else am I gonna do on a Saturday except get stoned and stroke my dick?
Fucking Frozen Fat Cock Friday!
It’s beyond fucking freezing outside so you should absolutely come under the covers with me so we can snuggle together and stay warm in bed all day. I even made my light blue to set the icy mood.
It’s beyond fucking freezing outside so you should absolutely come under the covers with me so we can snuggle together and stay warm in bed all day. I even made my light blue to set the icy mood.
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Fucking Frozen Fat Cock Friday!
It’s beyond fucking freezing outside so you should absolutely come under the covers with me so we can snuggle together and stay warm in bed all day. I even made my light blue to set the icy mood.
It’s beyond fucking freezing outside so you should absolutely come under the covers with me so we can snuggle together and stay warm in bed all day. I even made my light blue to set the icy mood.
Bawls!
It’s going to be ASSpecially cold today but don’t worry, I have something for you to slip into that will keep you warm.
This Hump Day post is brought to you by late night sativa vapes, insomnia, and iced coffee. In that order.
It’s going to be ASSpecially cold today but don’t worry, I have something for you to slip into that will keep you warm.
This Hump Day post is brought to you by late night sativa vapes, insomnia, and iced coffee. In that order.
January 21, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Bawls!
It’s going to be ASSpecially cold today but don’t worry, I have something for you to slip into that will keep you warm.
This Hump Day post is brought to you by late night sativa vapes, insomnia, and iced coffee. In that order.
It’s going to be ASSpecially cold today but don’t worry, I have something for you to slip into that will keep you warm.
This Hump Day post is brought to you by late night sativa vapes, insomnia, and iced coffee. In that order.
Got a greenover. Majorly overslept.
Tum Tues.
Tum Tues.
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Got a greenover. Majorly overslept.
Tum Tues.
Tum Tues.
It’s “My god I have a weed hangover” monochrome Monday. Knackered.
January 19, 2026 at 1:41 PM
It’s “My god I have a weed hangover” monochrome Monday. Knackered.
I know it’s technically Sunday but I haven’t slept yet so, Stoned Stroke Saturday has been a success.
Holy fuck I’m fried.
Holy fuck I’m fried.
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I know it’s technically Sunday but I haven’t slept yet so, Stoned Stroke Saturday has been a success.
Holy fuck I’m fried.
Holy fuck I’m fried.
I’m fat.
I have a cock.
It’s already fucking Friday again.
Time to spend the day having a work and jerk.
I have a cock.
It’s already fucking Friday again.
Time to spend the day having a work and jerk.
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I’m fat.
I have a cock.
It’s already fucking Friday again.
Time to spend the day having a work and jerk.
I have a cock.
It’s already fucking Friday again.
Time to spend the day having a work and jerk.
Thick Thursday. I’m still stoned from last night. Dunno if I need coffee, a nap, or a wank.
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Thick Thursday. I’m still stoned from last night. Dunno if I need coffee, a nap, or a wank.
Bawls!!!!
My ass is aggressively fucking fuzzy, but I guess it gives your hands added softness while you’re holding me down and railing me…and there’s balls to tug on to make me more vocal too…It’s like a Bop It but I’m a Top It!!!
My ass is aggressively fucking fuzzy, but I guess it gives your hands added softness while you’re holding me down and railing me…and there’s balls to tug on to make me more vocal too…It’s like a Bop It but I’m a Top It!!!
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Bawls!!!!
My ass is aggressively fucking fuzzy, but I guess it gives your hands added softness while you’re holding me down and railing me…and there’s balls to tug on to make me more vocal too…It’s like a Bop It but I’m a Top It!!!
My ass is aggressively fucking fuzzy, but I guess it gives your hands added softness while you’re holding me down and railing me…and there’s balls to tug on to make me more vocal too…It’s like a Bop It but I’m a Top It!!!
And now, for Tummy Tuesday, a very short poem:
“My pills that stop me self deleting also have my boner retreating.”
Thank you for cumming. Tip your bator.
“My pills that stop me self deleting also have my boner retreating.”
Thank you for cumming. Tip your bator.
January 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
And now, for Tummy Tuesday, a very short poem:
“My pills that stop me self deleting also have my boner retreating.”
Thank you for cumming. Tip your bator.
“My pills that stop me self deleting also have my boner retreating.”
Thank you for cumming. Tip your bator.
Ugh, time to wake up, it’s 6 o’clock already and I was just in the middle of a dream.
It’s just another MONOCHROME MONDAY!
It’s just another MONOCHROME MONDAY!
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Ugh, time to wake up, it’s 6 o’clock already and I was just in the middle of a dream.
It’s just another MONOCHROME MONDAY!
It’s just another MONOCHROME MONDAY!
Small cock Sunday, I guess?
I’m ready for coffee, and someone’s hand for my dick to disappear in. That sounds hot.
I’m ready for coffee, and someone’s hand for my dick to disappear in. That sounds hot.
January 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Small cock Sunday, I guess?
I’m ready for coffee, and someone’s hand for my dick to disappear in. That sounds hot.
I’m ready for coffee, and someone’s hand for my dick to disappear in. That sounds hot.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a Fat Cock, must be in want of a Friday.”
- Ride and Edge You, Sis
- Ride and Edge You, Sis
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a Fat Cock, must be in want of a Friday.”
- Ride and Edge You, Sis
- Ride and Edge You, Sis
It was the Thickest of times, its was the Thursdayest of times.
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
It was the Thickest of times, its was the Thursdayest of times.
My damn watch won’t connect to my phone. Do you know how hard it is to take an ass shot when you can’t see yourself? Fucking rude.
Anyway, Happy Hump Day. Already half way through the first week of the year, bloody buggering hell.
Anyway, Happy Hump Day. Already half way through the first week of the year, bloody buggering hell.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
My damn watch won’t connect to my phone. Do you know how hard it is to take an ass shot when you can’t see yourself? Fucking rude.
Anyway, Happy Hump Day. Already half way through the first week of the year, bloody buggering hell.
Anyway, Happy Hump Day. Already half way through the first week of the year, bloody buggering hell.
Tummy Tuesday.
Now that I’ve blown a load, it’s time to hit the road, cause in the morning after a spunkin’, all I want is a cup of D*nkin. 😬
Sorry not sorry. I’m a complete and utter slut for D*nkin. (Censored so normies have less chance of seeing it)
Now that I’ve blown a load, it’s time to hit the road, cause in the morning after a spunkin’, all I want is a cup of D*nkin. 😬
Sorry not sorry. I’m a complete and utter slut for D*nkin. (Censored so normies have less chance of seeing it)
January 6, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Tummy Tuesday.
Now that I’ve blown a load, it’s time to hit the road, cause in the morning after a spunkin’, all I want is a cup of D*nkin. 😬
Sorry not sorry. I’m a complete and utter slut for D*nkin. (Censored so normies have less chance of seeing it)
Now that I’ve blown a load, it’s time to hit the road, cause in the morning after a spunkin’, all I want is a cup of D*nkin. 😬
Sorry not sorry. I’m a complete and utter slut for D*nkin. (Censored so normies have less chance of seeing it)
Well. It’s Monday and the seasons over…
Back to our regularly scheduled hoegramming.
Back to our regularly scheduled hoegramming.
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Well. It’s Monday and the seasons over…
Back to our regularly scheduled hoegramming.
Back to our regularly scheduled hoegramming.
Stroke it Sunday?
I spent an exciting Saturday at home, working on a project all night and I’m fucking exhausted now. I need sleep but unsurprisingly…I settled for a wank and some coffee. Pri-whore-ities 🤷♂️.
I spent an exciting Saturday at home, working on a project all night and I’m fucking exhausted now. I need sleep but unsurprisingly…I settled for a wank and some coffee. Pri-whore-ities 🤷♂️.
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Stroke it Sunday?
I spent an exciting Saturday at home, working on a project all night and I’m fucking exhausted now. I need sleep but unsurprisingly…I settled for a wank and some coffee. Pri-whore-ities 🤷♂️.
I spent an exciting Saturday at home, working on a project all night and I’m fucking exhausted now. I need sleep but unsurprisingly…I settled for a wank and some coffee. Pri-whore-ities 🤷♂️.