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Gwen, trans chaos goblin

@barit0wned.bsky.social

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She/they bisexual disaster dad || writing queer opera, horror, & romance fiction || eternally horny on main || yelling about opera, cocktails, TTRPGs, and fictional sword gays & murder husbands

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Apr 30

Don Giovanni (Abridged!), a summary:

A two-panel meme featuring rehearsal pictures from Paradox Opera’s upcoming livestream of Don Giovanni (Abridged!). In the first panel, I’m crouching behind a table of puppets and looking distressed, with a tumblr post caption which reads “Can’t mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one”. The second panel is me aggressively flirting with a lady puppet on the hand of my costar Alissa, who looks extremely uncomfortable. The caption is a reply to the previous tumblr post, and reads “Manwhore it is then”

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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · Sep 11

So @dc.com pulled Red Hood from digital storefronts but you can still buy all of Sandman. The lesson here is that DC doesn't care if you sexually assault women, but don't you dare make fun of a dead fascist.

fear no man by doing right @inthewakeofdawn.bsky.social · Sep 11

hmm and yet eddie berganza had a job at the head of the superman editorial office for Years after allegations of him being a predator were publicly known. and scott lobdell couldn't get enough work during the 2010s. and max landis kept getting gigs handed to him on a plate. and ethan van sciver. and

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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · Sep 10

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Sep 10

I don’t play Warhammer or drink white Monster but I can still be a Basic Trans Girl™ at 37 and I think that’s beautiful

Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Sep 10

Get in, loser, we’re discovering forms of gender euphoria we didn’t think were possible

A picture of me doing a cutesy idol-ish peace sign pose in my new maid outfit

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Paradox Opera @paradoxopera.bsky.social · Sep 8

🚂✨ PXO Raid Train Fundraiser is coming! ✨🚂
📅 Oct 23–27 on Twitch
🎮 20+ creators
🎶 Concert livestream
👀 Secret announcements

Kickoff: @divatron9000.bsky.social Oct 23, 8pm EST 🎤 twitch.tv/divatron9000

Apply by Sept 15 👉 forms.gle/558byu1eb2VW...
Donate/Join team 👉 tiltify.com/+players-for...

Info graphic about the raid train, all the same info is in the text of this post! 💜

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Sep 10

Hollow Knight (2017) to Silksong (2025)

“Charlie”, dressed for a concert, wearing a black suit with a bright purple bowtie and sporting a truly heinous goatee thing. She looks extremely uncomfortable in front of the camera because the dumb egg had no fucking idea who she was.

A picture of Gwen from ten minutes ago, wearing trans D4 earrings and a maid costume her wonderful partner just surprised her with and feeling wild new kinds of gender euphoria

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Sep 2

JK R*wling naming an exchange student from Venice

Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 16

Come see us discuss the need for a new stream elements bot that measures gothitude

Diva aka Alissa @divatron9000.bsky.social · Jun 16

Someone said this shirt made me 95% goth… idk what that means so come discuss on stream!

Twitch.tv/divatron9000

Me, wearing a button down shirt that’s half black and half a black and white heart pattern

Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 15

Save a horse, send a cowboy to the glue factory

Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 13

There’s “this joke is too niche” and “this joke is too dumb to be funny” and I like to nestle comfortably in the center of that Venn diagram

Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 13

The Doctor’s favorite Christmas carol is “Lo, how Rose Tyler blooming” by Michael Raxacoricofallapraetorius

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 12

🎶 Don’t cry at me, baka Shinji
Just get in the goddamn robot 🎶

Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 11

Neon Genesis Eva Perón

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · Jun 12

Still wild the choice comes down to a guy who wants to give everyone free groceries and a serial sex pest who resigned in disgrace

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Jun 12

Zohran is up. Keep going.

Mamdani surges in new poll, leading Cuomo for first time in New York mayor's race

The former governor has topped every voter survey since entering the race, but the democratic socialist is gaining on him.

www.politico.com

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 12

No one cares about Ki-Adi Mundi’s birthday, Kyle; shut the fuck up

Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 12

It still amazes me that “canon lawyer” is a very real and important position in the Catholic Church and not a derogatory term for the most insufferable nerd you’ve ever met

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 11

A New Argentina has the same number of syllables as A Cruel Angel’s Thesis; you’re welcome for this information

Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 11

Neon Genesis Eva Perón

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · Jun 5

The leopards
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 5

I had that thought a split second after writing 1666 in ink on the drawing; my anguish was great and terrible

Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 5

It’s a reproduction of Chad Vermeer’s 1666 painting “Girth with a pearl earring”, which never quite reached the same level of fame as his brother’s similarly-titled piece from the year prior

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 5

Who’s got two thumbs and just drew a seventeenth-century dick pic as a donation reward for Don Giovanni (Abridged!)

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 2

Anyway you should go play Signalis if you like retro sci-fi survival horror with perplexing timelines and a heavy dose of cosmic horror (and also cyborg lesbianism)

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · Jun 2

Happy Pride, everyone; please enjoy my painting of Elster the Space Lesbian

A painting of Elster, the protagonist of the video game Signalis. The red triangle on her chest has been reimagined as an open wound displaying her glowing heart, and her head is surrounded by a swirling halo of bluish-white light.

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Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · May 19

COME WATCH US PLAY SPOOKY BACKWOODS MURDER CARDS

Diva aka Alissa @divatron9000.bsky.social · May 19

About to play some Inscryption with @barit0wned.bsky.social Come join us!!!

Twitch.tv/divatron9000

Gwen, trans chaos goblin @barit0wned.bsky.social · May 13

John Donne really was That Guy because what the fuck do you mean he was Hozier-level hornyposting about God-As-Trinity in the fifteen hundreds

A screenshot of the last six lines of John Donne’s sonnet “Batter my heart, three-person’d God”, which read:

Yet dearly I love you, and would be lov'd fain,
But am betroth'd unto your enemy;
Divorce me, untie or break that knot again,
Take me to you, imprison me, for I,
Except you enthrall me, never shall be free,
Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.