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Bar Mageddon

@barmageddon.bsky.social

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Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · May 21

every time someone wants to fight me i say “ok let’s dance”

it never works though they always just keep trying to fight me

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 5h

the evolution of how i take my tea:

childhood to 20s - milk and loads of sugar
late 20s into 30s - milk and a bit of honey
late 30s into 40s - just milk

bit scared of what comes next tbh, surely i won't come to prefer a plain black cup of tea? might as well dig a grave and roll me into it

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 5h

catherine connolly once said to me "i will yeah" and then she did
#smearthebejaysis

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · Nov 21

If you're struggling at the moment, try to remind yourself that Mary Shelley finished Frankenstein when she was 19. The point is you might not be good enough.

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 10h

the shootout sucks though, hockey’s breakthrough was the introduction of 3-on-3 overtime

instead of a ghost runner, baseball should take a player off the field

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 10h

phils fan watching like

a man in a pirate hat is looking out of a window

Alt: gif of russell crowe looking at something through a window

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 11h

there’s a commercial i saw recently where a guy catches a ball at a game and is guilted into giving it to a child and then goes home and buys one on ebay? and is happy? and it’s like what no