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@beakmoo.bsky.social

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Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.) I block TERFs.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · Sep 29

Finally, a reason for my husband to be in the kitchen.

Recipe, text reads "25g butter, plus a knob".

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 26m

Did you point out that you'd need at least four of those for a kebab?

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1h

Good to see one of those ingrates earning an honest wage.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1h

A lovely face.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 2h

Yes, but I wish I didn't.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 2h

Who knows if they'll work when he finally leaves.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 2h

Yes. Well spotted.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 2h

I ain't never goin' anywhere.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 3h

I've left it too late to have a nap. I might turn into a pumpkin at 10 pm or something.

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Caroline Russell @carolinerussell.bsky.social · 8h

Reform are so grim and bad sports to boot.

Tied elections get settled at the toss of a coin. Standard practice. No need for law suits.

I’ve donated - please donate if you can.

donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk/make-sure-we...

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 6h

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge

Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.

www.bbc.co.uk

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 8h

Farage being interviewed. He's saying, "i was about 14 and it was a photo of Eva Braun". The interviewer replies "Erm...I asked you about the West Bank."

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 8h

Already have.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 8h

Easily infected there I imagine. I might take it to the docs.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 9h

A new little patch of eczema for me the last few weeks, right on the side of my mouth. Every time I yawn it cracks. Looks like I have scurvy.
Form an orderly queue. 😕

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 11h

SHE'S PROJECTING.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 12h

He must have been on something else I saw. Can't imagine what.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 12h

Does she know what microphones do? #SaturdayKitchen

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 12h

Wasn't Ben Elton on a couple of weeks ago? #SaturdayKitchen

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 12h

Dreamt I was having a bath but a mariachi band kept walking into the room and parading about. So I sent the bathroom back in time so I could get some peace and quiet.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1d

Floods of tears...

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1d

#CoronationStreet Everyone has to walk in to Noah's funeral in pairs.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1d

Tell my smart speaker, not me.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1d

😆 That reminds me of when I used to work, and there was a solicitors firm called Moon Beever. A rather respectable old fella I worked with started to sing "moon beaver, wider than a mi...oh god no! I'm so sorry."

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1d

Asked my smart speaker to play Paul Robeson. So far it's played me three different recordings of Ol Man River.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1d

Angela!

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