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BeardedDad1987
@beardeddad1987.bsky.social
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Streamer, Uni Student, Dad, i wanna say im here for a good time, but it feels like its been a long time.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 9h
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? – Frostbite.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 12h
Live now: Chill Pomodoro study stream — quiet focus, cosy vibes, and productivity together. Let’s make progress, one session at a time 📚☕
Game: Productivity / Study
Why did the student eat their homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 1d
Live now: Returning to Subnautica for another round of underwater terror. Exploring, crafting, and definitely screaming at anything that moves.
Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: Why do sea monsters eat clowns? They taste funny.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 1d
Why don’t ants get sick? - Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 3d
How do you make a tissue dance? – You put a little boogie in it.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 4d
How do you organize a space party? – You planet.What did one hat say to the other? – You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 5d
Why did the banana go to the doctor? - Because it wasn’t peeling well.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 7d
Why was the math book always worried? – Because it had so many problems.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 8d
What do you call a sleeping bull? - A bulldozer.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 9d
Why did the football coach go to the bank? – To get his quarterback.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 10d
Live now: Tonight we’re shipbuilding in BeardCraft — wood, chaos, and questionable design choices await! Game: Minecraft (BeardCraft Realm).
Dad joke: Why did the pirate go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw his sword.
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Hey there! I'm BeardedDad1987, a variety streamer who loves bringing fun, chaos, and good vibes to the community. Whether we're playing Minecraft, other survival crafting games, or diving into somethi...
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 10d
What did one hat say to the other? - You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 11d
Live now: Returning to the depths in Subnautica — exploring, screaming, and pretending I’m not afraid of the dark. Game: Subnautica.
Dad joke: Why did the crab never share? Because he was a little shellfish.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 11d
What did one plate say to the other? – Lunch is on me.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 12d
Why did the coffee file a police report? – It got mugged.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 13d
Live now: Facing my fears in Emily Wants To Play! Dolls, jumpscares, and poor life choices await. Game: Emily Wants To Play.
Dad joke: Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 13d
What time did the man go to the dentist? - Tooth-hurty.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 14d
How do you make a tissue dance? - Put a little boogie in it!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 15d
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? – To reach the high notes.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 17d
Live now: The Soulsteal event kicks off in Minecraft! Chaos, traps, and stolen souls await — who’ll survive the realm tonight? Game: Minecraft.
Dad joke: Why don’t zombies ever get invited to parties? They’re dead boring.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 17d
Why do elephants never use computers? – They’re afraid of the mouse.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 18d
What’s brown and sticky? – A stick.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 19d
Why did the tomato turn red? – Because it saw the salad dressing.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 20d
Why don’t ants get sick? – Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 22d
The night is dark, the cabin is cold, and the screams are getting louder.
Every choice matters… who’ll make it Until Dawn?
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