BeardedDad1987
@beardeddad1987.bsky.social
Streamer, Uni Student, Dad, i wanna say im here for a good time, but it feels like its been a long time.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? – An investigator.
February 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
What do you call an alligator in a vest? – An investigator.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? - He pasta way.
February 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? - He pasta way.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? – Dam.
February 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? – Dam.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? – His car got toad away.
February 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? – His car got toad away.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? – They don’t have the guts.
February 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? – They don’t have the guts.
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There may be gaming.
There will be a beard.
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I’ve got 25% OFF TICKETS for you.
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February 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
🧔🎮 RIGHT LISTEN UP LEGENDS 🎮🧔
BeardedDad is going to FormatGG!!
AND because no true bearded gamer leaves their people behind…
I’ve got 25% OFF TICKETS for you.
Use code: frmlvp26
Tickets: www.skiddle.com/e/41985310
Come say hi.
There may be gaming.
There will be a beard.
BeardedDad is going to FormatGG!!
AND because no true bearded gamer leaves their people behind…
I’ve got 25% OFF TICKETS for you.
Use code: frmlvp26
Tickets: www.skiddle.com/e/41985310
Come say hi.
There may be gaming.
There will be a beard.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? – Frostbite.
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? – Frostbite.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? – Because he wanted to go to a high school.
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? – Because he wanted to go to a high school.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? – Bison.
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? – Bison.
Why did the chicken join a band? – Because it had the drumsticks.
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Why did the chicken join a band? – Because it had the drumsticks.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? – A carrot.
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? – A carrot.
What kind of car does an egg drive? - A yolkswagen.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
What kind of car does an egg drive? - A yolkswagen.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. - I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
February 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. - I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? – He was outstanding in his field.
February 5, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? – He was outstanding in his field.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? – Sneakers.
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 PM
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? – Sneakers.
What do you call a factory that makes good products? – A satisfactory.
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
What do you call a factory that makes good products? – A satisfactory.
Why did the tomato blush? – Because it saw the salad dressing.
February 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Why did the tomato blush? – Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? - He was outstanding in his field!
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? - He was outstanding in his field!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? – In case he got a hole in one.
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? – In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left.
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left.
What do you call an illegally parked frog? – Toad.
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
What do you call an illegally parked frog? – Toad.
What did the fisherman say to the magician? – Pick a cod, any cod.
January 27, 2026 at 2:40 PM
What did the fisherman say to the magician? – Pick a cod, any cod.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? – Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? – Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
What did one plate say to the other plate? – Lunch is on me.
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
What did one plate say to the other plate? – Lunch is on me.
How do you make a lemon drop? – Just let it fall.
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
How do you make a lemon drop? – Just let it fall.