Bex Revenge
@beccakemp.bsky.social
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Personal Coach. Burlesque Performer. Army EOD Veteran. Knitter. Trying to err on the side of compassion. I read a lot. Nashville, TN
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beccakemp.bsky.social
Oh shit this is so perfect and cute
beccakemp.bsky.social
I'm so annoyed about it every time.
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YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
beccakemp.bsky.social
OMG this is so precious!! You are both adorable.
beccakemp.bsky.social
Holy shit this poem by Louise Glück
PURPLE BATHING SUIT
I like watching you garden
with your back to me in your purple bathing suit: your back is my favorite part of you, the part furthest away from your mouth.
You might give some thought to that mouth.
Also to the way you weed, breaking the grass off at ground level
when you should pull it up by the roots.
How many times do I have to tell you how the grass spreads, your little pile notwithstanding, in a dark mass which by smoothing over the surface you have finally fully obscured? Watching you
stare into space in the tidy rows of the vegetable garden, ostensibly working hard while actually doing the worst job possible, I think
you are a small irritating purple thing
and I would like to see you walk off the face of the earth because you are all that's wrong with my life and I need you and I claim you.
beccakemp.bsky.social
I was not expecting to also laugh out loud but I very much did. Well done, Sarah.
beccakemp.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Fresh tomatoes
Schindler's List
Mr. Bojangles
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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Oooh, we love a hater post

Coconut
American Dreamz
Margaritaville
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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Fish 🤢
Forrest Gump 🤢🤮
A Horse With No Name🤢🤢🤮
beccakemp.bsky.social
I would like to get this corset a LOT more sparkly eventually but I’ve got to clear away this set up and get the next costume sparkly.
beccakemp.bsky.social
Topstick is my go-to! But whatever keeps the pastie on the boob and doesn't do damage to the skin underneath is the right choice!
beccakemp.bsky.social
Oh my GOD milk and cookies jammies!!
beccakemp.bsky.social
Yessss it is 3/4 sleeve weather!
beccakemp.bsky.social
That hoodie looks cozy!!
beccakemp.bsky.social
We are all going to be SO proud of you when you go to the laundromat!
beccakemp.bsky.social
I was in the army with the mayor of Hillsboro and she is fucking awesome.
beccakemp.bsky.social
That's a blessing from the Timeline Deity, I love that.
beccakemp.bsky.social
This made me laugh out loud for a solid minute
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sherman, for the love of god!
beccakemp.bsky.social
I noticed that happened to me not long ago too
beccakemp.bsky.social
We're going to get sinful and spooky and very weird at this one. Tickets here: vainglory.wellattended.com/events/cabar...
Promo photo for the burlesque show Hell's Cabaret, Saturday Oct. 25, Nashville, TN. There's a snarling stone goblin edifice with the show info printed in its open mouth.
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Demonbreun.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
beccakemp.bsky.social
Right? She had to get on social media and be like "Y'all please just listen to Dolly about Dolly." That told me enough.
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i know the damage is done and only getting worse but god i love not seeing elon musk in the news every day