C. Buckthorn
@cbuckthorn.bsky.social
Sub-editor of Lær!, the Norwegian leather industry's most esteemed organ. Immerse your soul in love.
“Mummy, do you like Taylor Swift?” Oh gawd it begins
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
“Mummy, do you like Taylor Swift?” Oh gawd it begins
This year I decided to only buy Christmas presents in neat box shapes. Fed up of wrapping outlandish shapes year after year. But then what is the first Christmas present I went out and bought? A literal ball
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This year I decided to only buy Christmas presents in neat box shapes. Fed up of wrapping outlandish shapes year after year. But then what is the first Christmas present I went out and bought? A literal ball
Fun fact about Peterborough: the cathedral is featured on the frieze round the top of the Royal Albert Hall
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Fun fact about Peterborough: the cathedral is featured on the frieze round the top of the Royal Albert Hall
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My dad has asked for six bottles of 19 Crimes red wine for Christmas, 114 crimes.
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My dad has asked for six bottles of 19 Crimes red wine for Christmas, 114 crimes.
Off to see @rickburin.bsky.social, the best to ever do it (be my friend)
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Off to see @rickburin.bsky.social, the best to ever do it (be my friend)
Singing this boisterously on the walk home to scare off attackers
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Singing this boisterously on the walk home to scare off attackers
Reading this. It’s ace
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Reading this. It’s ace
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I hadn't thought about it in quite such existentially terrifying terms as this, but this person is right. please buy my book so I am not forgotten by the unforgiving forward march of time
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I hadn't thought about it in quite such existentially terrifying terms as this, but this person is right. please buy my book so I am not forgotten by the unforgiving forward march of time
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Have a Poem published in the latest edition of @dustpoetry.bsky.social about microplastics www.dustpoetry.co.uk/post/the-mic...
The microplastics in my body unionised by Ross McCleary
The microplastics in my body unionised while I was staring at the ocean;they took matters into their own hands,making pickets in the alcoves ofmy prefrontal cortex, replacingfuzzy void yesterdays with...
www.dustpoetry.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Have a Poem published in the latest edition of @dustpoetry.bsky.social about microplastics www.dustpoetry.co.uk/post/the-mic...
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an extremely weird man
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
an extremely weird man
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
Mostly-non-verbal boy just randomly came out with “Juust eeeat…” 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Mostly-non-verbal boy just randomly came out with “Juust eeeat…” 🎶
Throwing myself on the charity of others (i.e. availing myself of Little Miracles’ local services)
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Throwing myself on the charity of others (i.e. availing myself of Little Miracles’ local services)
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
Had a fantastic time wandering up and down Cockspur Street, where all the ocean liner companies had their London offices
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Had a fantastic time wandering up and down Cockspur Street, where all the ocean liner companies had their London offices
What if we kissed in the heritage section of the Leicester Square M&Ms store
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What if we kissed in the heritage section of the Leicester Square M&Ms store
We are very, very drunk
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We are very, very drunk
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laughing again because during a quiz there was a question about a famous pirate and I said to my friend just name any pirate and he panicked and said long bon jovi
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
laughing again because during a quiz there was a question about a famous pirate and I said to my friend just name any pirate and he panicked and said long bon jovi
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🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
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International Men's Day suggests the possibility of International Men's Night
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
International Men's Day suggests the possibility of International Men's Night
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this International Men's Day, I want to hear all about men - but only from women
Will be Rt’ing some of my favourite #men today
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
this International Men's Day, I want to hear all about men - but only from women
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Just got back from the doctor's. The bad news is that tests have revealed I have Onomatopoeia.
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Just got back from the doctor's. The bad news is that tests have revealed I have Onomatopoeia.
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
Huge news, my biggest crush from school followed me on LinkedIn
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Huge news, my biggest crush from school followed me on LinkedIn
Had loads of leeks, so I made a cheese and leek sauce for my jacket potatoes. I am Nigel Slater
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Had loads of leeks, so I made a cheese and leek sauce for my jacket potatoes. I am Nigel Slater