Becoming Brandon
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College football fan. Gamecocks fan. Cubs fan. Aspiring polymath. AI ultra-skeptic. I could say so much, but I don't go there cuz I don't want to #CFB #Cubs
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A three-post thread collecting all of my specific and random predictions about the SEC this season
1. Two SEC quarterbacks will be in NYC for the Heisman presentation -- no more, no less 2. The most bonkers game will be Vanderbilt at
S.C. Sellers vs. Pavia (if he plays) in a make-or-break game. Vandy generally has a good year if it wins; S.C. generally has a bad season if it loses 3. Texas will not win the SEC Championship 4. Of the following teams, at least one will go 7-5:
Oklahoma, Texas, Tennessee
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I will never understand wearing a suit to a college football game in the 21st century
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Alabama Head Coach Gus Malzahn is going to be wild
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Targeting is a very specific penalty that is clearly spelled out in the rule. If you read it, 99% of calls or no-calls under the rule will make sense
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Not targeting. Everyone will once again not read the rule and instead ask "wut is targeting" for an hour
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Might be time to switch from Tessitore to ... whatever is going on in Oxford right now
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Jesse Palmer continuing to analyze the previous play, oblivious to the fact that a player is hurt, as Tessitore tries to interrupt him to point out the injury is a moment that says so much
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Was that Alabama reception (upheld) really a catch?
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Ole Miss, your commercial is great, but Hotty Toddy will never be Roll Tide sorry not sorry
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Well well well
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Just because I've always thought FOX had a slight pro-American League bias, I would find it hilarious if the ALCS ends up being Toronto-Seattle while TBS gets something like Cubs-Mets or Dodgers-Phillies as the NLCS
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The Cubs will offer a posting fee of $174 and three packets of hot sauce, and a contract for $4 million a year, WHICH SOUNDS VERY GENEROUS IF YOU ASK JED HOYER
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Japan’s Triple Crown winner. This is going to be an insane off-season, again.
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I work in this field. And yes, this is nothing new. The freak out over this is driving me insane. There are foreign air force members/equipment all over in USAF bases.

We sell, train, and sustain aircraft and weapons to many different countries.
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This is Hegseth trying to make it sound like a bigger deal than it is. We have friendly foreign air forces in the US for training exercises and the like all the time, especially ones that use US equipment. That's what this is. It's not like an operational deployment or giving them a whole airbase.
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Always look to people who know things when something sounds incredibly off. Sometimes it is something! But a lot of times it's hyped up normality serving as clickbait for those with motivated reasoning and confirmation bias
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I work in this field. And yes, this is nothing new. The freak out over this is driving me insane. There are foreign air force members/equipment all over in USAF bases.

We sell, train, and sustain aircraft and weapons to many different countries.
andycraig.bsky.social
This is Hegseth trying to make it sound like a bigger deal than it is. We have friendly foreign air forces in the US for training exercises and the like all the time, especially ones that use US equipment. That's what this is. It's not like an operational deployment or giving them a whole airbase.
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I work in this field. And yes, this is nothing new. The freak out over this is driving me insane. There are foreign air force members/equipment all over in USAF bases.

We sell, train, and sustain aircraft and weapons to many different countries.
andycraig.bsky.social
This is Hegseth trying to make it sound like a bigger deal than it is. We have friendly foreign air forces in the US for training exercises and the like all the time, especially ones that use US equipment. That's what this is. It's not like an operational deployment or giving them a whole airbase.
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Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
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Authoritarians are authoritarians, whether they are "left-wing" or "right-wing."

Liberal democrats are liberal democrats, whether they are "progressive" or "conservative."

One is bad, and one is good, and political stances have nothing to do with it (in this arena)
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As someone from the fan base that made SB infamous, I hope Phillies fans will lay off Orion Kerkering. One mistake, no matter how egregious, is completely responsible for a playoff series loss
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Good to see outlets credulously reporting Andrew Garfield saying he is not in Doomsday, given that he has never lied about something like that before.

(And whether he should be in the movie or not is, to me, a question based on what's in it. Just sayin')
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Thousands of bills are filed in the 50 state legislatures every year. A handful in each state will get approved. I'm not saying never pay attention to stories about bills being introduced, but keep in mind that unless there is some tangible reason to think a bill will pass, the odds are against it
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There are ways in which a Lee Greenwood Super Bowl halftime show would be immensely entertaining, but almost certainly not intentionally
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Reupping this, for reasons
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The only real question I have about Bill Belichick's UNC tenure is whether he resigns midseason or sticks around for the whole 4-8 slouch
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Watching The Price Is Right as a kid misled me about the frequency with which I would acquire a new car
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The Ricketts family is a wealthy family successful in business. Do I think they spent $845 million for one of the Tiffany franchises in American sports and are just breaking even? I do not. And some profit is fine. But I want numbers at this point
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An offer for Tom Ricketts: If you are just breaking even, if you are not turning a huge profit, just give the team to me. Shouldn't be an issue, right? It wouldn't cost you anything. If, on the other hand, you are turning massive profits while pleading poverty, I can understand why you would decline