Bethany Brookshire
@beebrookshire.bsky.social
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Sci journo, author of Pests: How Humans Create Animal Villains. Highly caffeinated. All bad takes mine. She/her
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*muffled screams of joy with mouthful*
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I cannot stop laughing imagining this little dude chirping with its mouth full.
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Through NO FAULT of their own.

I recall one went for an informational interview with someone to talk about a job, and they said "what's your dream job"

And they couldn't understand why she got upset.

Because she'd HAD her dream job. She HAD IT. She'd worked so hard for it.

And here she was.
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...and it wasn't because they paid especially well. They didn't.

It's because the jobs allowed them to use their expertise to directly benefit people. Often in kind of invisible ways. Like studying wild pollinators, or helping countries build science infrastructure.

And then they got canned.
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"It was an exciting opportunity to do applied pollinator research, which is what I want to do for my career.... I feel lucky to have my new job, but I’m definitely still in mourning."

This is something I've seen from a lot of former Feds. They LOVED their jobs....

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/s...
She Studied How Logging Affects Pollinators
www.nytimes.com
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1. Scientists flossed mice. And delivered a vaccine through the floss!

2. This could mean people could self administer vaccines, something vital in a pandemic.

3. Ok but wait you want me to FLOSS!? Like let's not get wild here...

www.sciencenews.org/article/flos...
How flossing a mouse's teeth could lead to a new kind of vaccine
Flu viruses often enter the body through mucous tissue in the nose. Researchers are developing new ways to protect such areas.
www.sciencenews.org
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repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
blipstress.bsky.social
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
beebrookshire.bsky.social
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" as another outgrowth of the rage for enemas and all things poo in the 19th century: Welcome to my TED talk.
beebrookshire.bsky.social
*munching an apple*

"An Apple a day keeps the doctor away" is an English proverb from the 19th century.

Potentially a marketing concept, it could be read as a pean to the importance of fiber, and suggests that doctors suffered from overwhelming constipation calls.

In this essay I will...
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May I recommend: bsky.app/profile/did:...
annfinkbeiner.bsky.social
just fyi: "triturated rat-shit" = finely ground ratshit, and I can think of a number of uses for that phrase.
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Emily, newly pregnant, reads Montaigne and writes me letters about him. The combination of his mind and Emily's -- you'll just have to read this for yourself. If for nothing else than the phrase "triturated rat-shit." www.lastwordonnothing.com/2025/10/08/t...
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annfinkbeiner.bsky.social
just fyi: "triturated rat-shit" = finely ground ratshit, and I can think of a number of uses for that phrase.
annfinkbeiner.bsky.social
Emily, newly pregnant, reads Montaigne and writes me letters about him. The combination of his mind and Emily's -- you'll just have to read this for yourself. If for nothing else than the phrase "triturated rat-shit." www.lastwordonnothing.com/2025/10/08/t...
Portrait of Michel de Montaigne, all robes, braid, ruff, and mustache until you look at his eyes, seeing right through you
beebrookshire.bsky.social
A word like this we need the WORLD to know.
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I literally heard about this because I met two friends of hers last night.

HOW have I not yet met this person I bet she's amazing.
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Anyway should you encounter snarge in your life, here's a handy-dandy flowchart on how to collect it and where to send it, and yet more evidence that my weirdo insistence on carrying alcohol wipes everywhere is in fact in service to science.

www.faa.gov/airports/air...
www.faa.gov
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And of course there's what I knew about: The industry devoted to PREVENTING snarge from happening.

Keeping birds (and other animals) off plane runways, where the vast majority of these strikes occur.

This is esp challenging as many coastal airports in particular are near marshes!
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Today in I CANNOT BELIEVE I did not know about this word until now:

I learned about snarge.

Snarge: What is...er...left...when a bird and a plane collide. The bird bits, specifically.

Obviously I knew about birdstrikes but SNARGE?!

www.sciencefriday.com/segments/fea...
Feathers And Snarge: Identifying What’s Left After Birds And Planes Collide
There’s a CSI lab for birds that strike airplanes. The species that hits most often? Not the one you’d guess.
www.sciencefriday.com
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For real even in the introduction, George Jetson has an annoying commute...in the sky.
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"You have been hired as a sop to a Trump administration that is actively hostile to the actual free press, and you will be made to oversee wave after wave of layoffs until you quit"

@lopatto.bsky.social If this doesn't keep Bari Weiss up at night, nothing will. www.theverge.com/business/793...
Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed
Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?
www.theverge.com