Julie Lynn
@bellafortunate.bsky.social
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Humorist, artist, smutty-mouthed windbag, tired. Estate sale addict. Pithy, yet degenerate. Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze. I fucking hate AI.
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Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire.

If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
bellafortunate.bsky.social
Big deal, Jacuzzi commercial; I offer zero interest constantly
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heartlandsignal.bsky.social
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
bellafortunate.bsky.social
Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure.

You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
bellafortunate.bsky.social
If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces
bellafortunate.bsky.social
To be fair, he can't SEE the moon...
bellafortunate.bsky.social
Hegseth's military "beard ban" isn't just stupid, it's racist. And they know that, of course, because they're trying to rid the service of everyone but straight white men.

www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
Why workplace bans on facial hair marginalize men of color
Men who work in food service, business, the military, or the public sector often run into beard bans.
www.vox.com
bellafortunate.bsky.social
This is treason. Stop acting as if it's very cool, very legal, @wsj.com
bellafortunate.bsky.social
NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE
bellafortunate.bsky.social
Yeah, no way this isn't total horseshit.
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dgcomedy.bsky.social
Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.
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rbreich.bsky.social
800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database.

Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.

The cruelty is the point.
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sifill.bsky.social
I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.
bellafortunate.bsky.social
I can't stop watching this mesmerizing bug-eyed fuck 💀
bellafortunate.bsky.social
And then they move on to "putting them out of their misery." They loooove their eugenics.
bellafortunate.bsky.social
And they're framing it so that those who have autistic children should be seen as morally failed, that it's a preventable 'choice'.
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jessicacalarco.com
Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.
bellafortunate.bsky.social
Sure, Errol Musk is an utter monster, but he knows how to commit to a bit
bellafortunate.bsky.social
Hope he didn't use an autopen
meidastouch.com
NEWS: A federal jury has found Ryan Routh, the man charged with the attempted assassination of Donald Trump on his West Palm Beach golf course, GUILTY on all charges.

Routh reportedly stabbed himself in the neck with a pen in court after the verdict was read.
bellafortunate.bsky.social
It's allllll a grift.
novicsara.bsky.social
Today's HHS announcement is expected to be that tylenol during pregnancy causes autism, and that the cure is folinic acid.

Where do you get the cure? From Dr. Oz's iHerb supplement grift of course!

I've been waiting to see the grift angle for this nonsense, and here it is.