Julie Lynn
@bellafortunate.bsky.social
Humorist, artist, smutty-mouthed windbag, tired. Estate sale addict. Pithy, yet degenerate.
Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze.
I fucking hate AI.
Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze.
I fucking hate AI.
Kristi Noem: “The man approached ICE agents with a 9mm drawn and ICE agents attempted to restrain him before opening fire on him. An ICE agent had his finger bitten off by the victim and is in the hospital.”
Here, have mine: 🖕
Here, have mine: 🖕
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Kristi Noem: “The man approached ICE agents with a 9mm drawn and ICE agents attempted to restrain him before opening fire on him. An ICE agent had his finger bitten off by the victim and is in the hospital.”
Here, have mine: 🖕
Here, have mine: 🖕
"wHy WoUlD sOmEoNe HaVe A gUn At A pEaCeFuL pRoTeSt??" --Guys who do this
January 25, 2026 at 3:41 PM
"wHy WoUlD sOmEoNe HaVe A gUn At A pEaCeFuL pRoTeSt??" --Guys who do this
Alex Jeffrey Pretti, innocent human being, murdered execution-style by ICE state terrorists, January 24, 2026
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Alex Jeffrey Pretti, innocent human being, murdered execution-style by ICE state terrorists, January 24, 2026
Moses Mike Johnson makes the strongest argument for abortion rights I've ever seen
January 23, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Moses Mike Johnson makes the strongest argument for abortion rights I've ever seen
This is toward you
If you can't afford health or childcare
If you can't afford housing or groceries
If you're a woman, LGBTQ+, PoC, disabled, non-Xian
If you're not a billionaire
If you're not part of his depraved pedophile circle
If you believe in human rights & Constitutional rights
If you can't afford health or childcare
If you can't afford housing or groceries
If you're a woman, LGBTQ+, PoC, disabled, non-Xian
If you're not a billionaire
If you're not part of his depraved pedophile circle
If you believe in human rights & Constitutional rights
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 AM
This is toward you
If you can't afford health or childcare
If you can't afford housing or groceries
If you're a woman, LGBTQ+, PoC, disabled, non-Xian
If you're not a billionaire
If you're not part of his depraved pedophile circle
If you believe in human rights & Constitutional rights
If you can't afford health or childcare
If you can't afford housing or groceries
If you're a woman, LGBTQ+, PoC, disabled, non-Xian
If you're not a billionaire
If you're not part of his depraved pedophile circle
If you believe in human rights & Constitutional rights
Uh-huh. Except where it can line billionaire pockets.
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Uh-huh. Except where it can line billionaire pockets.
We will always remember the sedition of these traitors.
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
We will always remember the sedition of these traitors.
When I've dreamed of a president being hauled out of bed into custody to face criminal charges for his illegal activities, it wasn't Maduro I was thinking of
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
When I've dreamed of a president being hauled out of bed into custody to face criminal charges for his illegal activities, it wasn't Maduro I was thinking of
Look at this fucking boob
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Look at this fucking boob
How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past?
What a soulless ass
What a soulless ass
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past?
What a soulless ass
What a soulless ass
Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?
Reposted by Julie Lynn
Hey so you know the White House and Mike Johnson have essentially dissolved Congress and their is only one functioning branch of the government, the executive, and it’s parallel fascist, militarized police force right?
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hey so you know the White House and Mike Johnson have essentially dissolved Congress and their is only one functioning branch of the government, the executive, and it’s parallel fascist, militarized police force right?
Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️
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Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire.
If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
October 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire.
If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
Big deal, Jacuzzi commercial; I offer zero interest constantly
October 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Big deal, Jacuzzi commercial; I offer zero interest constantly
Reposted by Julie Lynn
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
October 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces
Reposted by Julie Lynn
I wrote about Kash Patel's cringe, weird challenge coin. Perfect for him:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Kash Patel’s Challenge Coin Is Perfect for Him
The FBI director has created a memento that symbolizes his unfitness.
www.theatlantic.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I wrote about Kash Patel's cringe, weird challenge coin. Perfect for him:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Hegseth's military "beard ban" isn't just stupid, it's racist. And they know that, of course, because they're trying to rid the service of everyone but straight white men.
www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
Why workplace bans on facial hair marginalize men of color
Men who work in food service, business, the military, or the public sector often run into beard bans.
www.vox.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hegseth's military "beard ban" isn't just stupid, it's racist. And they know that, of course, because they're trying to rid the service of everyone but straight white men.
www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
Reposted by Julie Lynn
NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE
September 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE
Reposted by Julie Lynn
Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.
September 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.