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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 5h

I’m a Caniac and it’s Bo Time!

Ma’am, this is a Tim Horton’s.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 20h

Ok, so he’s only gonna score 123 goals. Fine, I guess.

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 2d

Me: K’Andre’s on pace for 164 goals

My kid: Yeah, well, so’s Seth Jarvis. I bet K’Andre doesn’t finish the season at 164, though.

Me: Uh, yeah - probably not.

My kid: But Jarvis will!

🙄

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 2d

It’s world mental health day and I slept 11 hours and 14 minutes last night.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 2d

Me: K’Andre’s on pace for 164 goals

My kid: Yeah, well, so’s Seth Jarvis. I bet K’Andre doesn’t finish the season at 164, though.

Me: Uh, yeah - probably not.

My kid: But Jarvis will!

🙄

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 2d

Still 3-3 in this arena parking lot where my kid’s hockey practice should really be over by now.

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 2d

Man, we took the lead and my radio feed hasn’t gotten there yet.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 2d

The Canes are absolutely dominating shinny at the rink across from my building tonight.

Angie - SPNVan25, SPNNash25 @southernhkychik.bsky.social · 2d

Can we move to whatever league has hitting the post as the goal of the game? 🤦‍♀️

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Erin H. @erinyaps.bsky.social · 2d

Tired: PK stick drop count
Wired: Canes hit post count 🥴🫠

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3d

Also, I was a 704 before 828 was a thing, which is how I’m pretty sure everybody but the 919’s out there are still learning that the “City of Oaks” is a thing.

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3d

#CarolinaCulture is a clunker of a hashtag, but as a maybe 6th or 7th-generation North Carolinian, I’ve always said that Raleigh (& Charlotte, where our other pro teams live), are 2 of the most personality-neutral cities in any league.

So I dunno? Can’t fault them for trying to counter that.

Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 3d

It starts tonight in the City of Oaks

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3d

Toronto
Etobicoke
Mississauga

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 4d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3d

The “away” games in the ALCS are gonna be in either South Vancouver or Northwest Windsor

🇨🇦

TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 3d

THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS ARE MOVING ON TO THE ALCS!!! 🇨🇦⚾️

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3d

OKAY BLUE JAYS!!!

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll say this, though: since baseball is so mind-numbingly, excruciatingly slow, when a cute player shows up on camera, he may well stay there for like 3 or 4 minutes at a time.

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3d

Every time a baseball team I semi-follow makes a postseason run, I’m like “dammit I’m gonna have to watch baseball, aren’t I?”

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3d

Every time a baseball team I semi-follow makes a postseason run, I’m like “dammit I’m gonna have to watch baseball, aren’t I?”

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3d

3 weeks into the season, and I’ve already had one goal waved off on account of this rule.

When it happened last weekend, one of the refs skated over to the bench and said “I want to see you take that shot again.”

I *will* score from outside the blue line.

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James @beloitdavisja.bsky.social · 4d

Y’all I will #RaiseUp and #CauseChaos before using that new hashtag. Better #TakeWarning.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 4d

Red Hakanpää for me. Actually, that might be my answer every gameday for the foreseeable future.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 4d

Someone at my pharmacy calls me about once a year to ask if I still have my uterus.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 4d

I play in a 33 year-old women’s league that’s like 80% queer.

“Hockey is for everyone” isn’t just an empty slogan for us. There are hockey communities like ours all over.

It’d be cool to tell those kinds of stories.

Hockey belongs to us as much as it belongs to the NHL.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 9d

Oh, for sure, bud. ‘Cause every time I go home to North Carolina and attend a sporting event, I look around and think “wow, it’s like a Lady Gaga concert in here.”