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Juni
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Sad tomato; three miles of bad road; real woman child
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I’m a Caniac and it’s Bo Time!

Ma’am, this is a Tim Horton’s.
Hey Gilmour! Can that C get any bigger? You could sell ads on that thing!
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Wearing the sweater of one of my favourite tall defensemen (Jani Hakanpää) to watch another of my favourite tall defensemen play (JoDolo) tonight.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Well, American Thanksgiving is officially ruined. Thanks a lot, hockey.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Stupid Vinny Trocheck
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Olympic hockey conundrum - do I?

- Root for team USA, men and women?

- Root for the Canadian men, US women?

- Root for the US women, ignore the men’s tournament?

- Just say to hell with the Olympics on account of all the transphobia?
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
There’s really no other viable option, in my opinion
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The only real way to control my narrative is to stay as small as possible so my narrative stays as small as possible.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Had a bit of a fall behind our net Saturday night. When I went down, I took a skate blade to the inside of my left thigh. No cut, but there’s a bruise the size of a cantaloupe down there.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
High school tourney day:

🤷‍♀️ Holy cow is that your goalie!? What is he, 13?

🧑‍🦰 Oh, yeah. He’s a grade 9.



🧑‍🦰 I’m gonna have to get in front of some shots today.

🤷‍♀️ Yup. Well, there’s icepacks for when we get home if you need ‘em. Good luck, kiddo.
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Also, this happened this week.

Jeremiah 6:14-15 comes to mind.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Who knows what’s gonna happen, but if it’s safe-ish to assume Aho is about halfway done with his career, he’s on pace to retire with about 33-35 OT winners.

Ovi is the current all time OT goal leader, with 27 for his career.
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“Hard times require furious dancing”

- Alice Walker
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Comeback complete! ✅
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I think I was the only person in this drag bar watching hockey on her phone.

Nice win, Canes!
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Meh, not bad.

(It’s always a bit of a surprise to see any Canes player in a pack of Timmy’s cards)
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It’s my lucky day!

(Now what are the chances there’s a Seth Jarvis in that extra pack?)
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
NGL, though — there’s something pretty gratifying about a woman I’ve casually known for a year, and from queer-ish spaces no less, being visibly shocked and literally speechless when she finds out.
I hate feeling pressured to come out like that. I hate when other people in my life shoehorn my history & identity into small talk.

Yeah, my kids are great. No, I shouldn’t need to be out myself to explain how.

Also “well adjusted despite having a trans mom” isn’t a compliment. To me or my kids.
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sure, AI is problematic or whatever — but if someone invents a widget that tells me when I’m being flirted with, well, I welcome our new algorithmic overlords.
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Party small talk with a longtime friend and a newer acquaintance:

🧛🏻‍♀️ How old are your kids?

🤷‍♀️ They’re [age] and [age].

🐼 Yeah, her kids do great in an unconventional family setup. They’ve adjusted really well to all the changes

🤷‍♀️Yeah, I guess so. They’re good kids.

🧛🏻‍♀️Oh, what changes do you mean?
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’ve never James 5:1-6’ed so hard.
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My hot take: if you profess Christianity, you’re a Christian.

If you think empathy is a sin and you don’t welcome immigrants or care about feeding the hungry, and you call yourself a Christian, then you’re a Christian.

Hateful Christians might be very bad Christians, but they’re not fake…
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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This is a ridiculous hockey game
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’ve been asked to contribute a chapter to a book in which queer Baptists write about their relationship with the Church.

I haven’t worked in a Baptist church since 2020, and my principle romantic partnership is a straight one.

So I’m barely queer *and* barely Baptist.
I love my job.
I love my congregation.
I’ve never felt more disconnected from the wider Church, though.
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I love my job.
I love my congregation.
I’ve never felt more disconnected from the wider Church, though.
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM