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Bensmummy33🤕
@bensmom33.bsky.social
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Mom, wife, volunteer, retired attorney, life-long Mets fan, RWRB fan fic writer, BA in History, Masters in Sarcasm. Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · Mar 24
I don't know who is more tired this morning. Me, who locked myself out of my house, or my husband who asked me if I was able to get back in when he woke up and I told him the story. In our living room.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 6h
They cancelled the NYC Columbus Day parade due to the Nor'easter. I feel terrible for the kids who were set to participate.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 10h
My son just ran by me shouting "I had an epiphany" and folks there is about a 50/50 shot my house is about to blow up so please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 10h
They better make sure the cockpit is locked down.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 12h
This has Ryan calling himself a wunderkind in The Office energy.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 16h
As if any decision they make doesn't have a binding effect and without providing any reasoning there can be zero interpretation.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 16h
You winsome, you lose some, amiright?
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 17h
You mean an oath like to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution? If that's a crime, I've got some news for you.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 17h
Is he asking himself to do something?
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 17h
But you always follow the law, right?
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 17h
A scene that made me laugh. For the book, Alex's coming out talk with Nora and his bewilderment as to her non-shocked reaction. For the movie, Alex's drunken shenanigans at Philip's wedding.

#30DaysOfRWRB
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 18h
Home Alone 2.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 18h
Weird how you were ok with shutting the government down when Biden was president.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 18h
Polls are unreliable, they aren't keeping crime stats properly and scientific studies are biased. They have an excuse for everything that doesn't support their agenda.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 18h
You care about the troops but want to take away their commissaries.

www.militarytimes.com/pay-benefits...
Pentagon takes step toward potentially privatizing commissaries
Defense officials want to know if private grocers and investors could operate commissaries while maintaining the commissary benefit.
www.militarytimes.com
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 18h
Was it this guy?
a cartoon character says i was saying boo-urns in the corner
ALT: a cartoon character says i was saying boo-urns in the corner
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 18h
And we are back to the "friends across the aisle" bs which is a signal they are going to cave.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 18h
We refuse to negotiate but it's their fault the government isn't open.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 1d
I'm confused did they run out of bingo daubers and needed something to mark off the numbers?
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 1d
I have to be super careful at this party because the napkins are a similar color to my skirt and I am one careless finger away from ruining my outfit.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 1d
I will allow this because every puppy is precious.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 1d
My son: I don't like squirrels. They're a bunch of jerks dropping nuts on your head.

This has been your Benism of the day.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 1d
The hyperbole is strong in this one.
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 1d
Why is rubbernecking still a thing? Hasn't everyone seen at least one car accident in their lifetime? Move on people!
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 1d
Also, there have been many times where watching I've said "I came to a fight and a hockey game broke out" so....
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Bensmummy33🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 1d
Bumptious lolsuits is the new frumious bandersnatch.
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