Threewisebensmom33
@bensmom33.bsky.social
Mom, wife, volunteer, retired attorney, life-long Mets fan, RWRB fan fic writer, BA in History, Masters in Sarcasm.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
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Threewisebensmom33
@bensmom33.bsky.social
· Mar 24
I don't know who is more tired this morning. Me, who locked myself out of my house, or my husband who asked me if I was able to get back in when he woke up and I told him the story. In our living room.
Today is National Cookie Day and this guy may look goofy but never doubt his lobbying abilities.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Today is National Cookie Day and this guy may look goofy but never doubt his lobbying abilities.
Hey, do you know how many days are left until Christmas? If so you are doing better than Alex in this fic. Check out my ode to a NYC Christmas experience in this meet/cute I wrote earlier this year.
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archiveofourown.org/works/62100316
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/62100316
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December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Hey, do you know how many days are left until Christmas? If so you are doing better than Alex in this fic. Check out my ode to a NYC Christmas experience in this meet/cute I wrote earlier this year.
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/62100316
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/62100316
I'm sorry but WTF is this?
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm sorry but WTF is this?
Quick question: if you don't actually fulfill your new year's resolutions do they roll over to next year like unused cell phone minutes?
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Quick question: if you don't actually fulfill your new year's resolutions do they roll over to next year like unused cell phone minutes?
Oh man someone is going to be super smug about this.
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oh man someone is going to be super smug about this.
They say you should learn something new everyday. Today I learned how to manually shut my garage door while standing in freezing rain.
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
They say you should learn something new everyday. Today I learned how to manually shut my garage door while standing in freezing rain.
Hey, @maureenjohnsonbooks.com have you seen this?
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Hey, @maureenjohnsonbooks.com have you seen this?
I have to lead a meeting this morning and apparently "I don't feel like it" is not a "valid excuse" to call out sick and rude.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I have to lead a meeting this morning and apparently "I don't feel like it" is not a "valid excuse" to call out sick and rude.
Nice thing alert. 'Tis the season.
Friends!
I ordered these tote bags over three months ago for a giveaway, and they just arrived today.
I already figured something else out for those winners, but…
There will be one winner selected to win a RWRB tote bag announced on 12/5. Open to US only. Simply share to enter.
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I ordered these tote bags over three months ago for a giveaway, and they just arrived today.
I already figured something else out for those winners, but…
There will be one winner selected to win a RWRB tote bag announced on 12/5. Open to US only. Simply share to enter.
❤️
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Nice thing alert. 'Tis the season.
I named my fists Love and Marriage because you can't have one without the other.
I named my fists Shawn and Gus or Gus and Shawn. I've heard it both ways.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I named my fists Love and Marriage because you can't have one without the other.
My town is cleaning up leaves on my street and the child in me is demanding to jump into the huge pile they created, the adult in me is yelling that there are sticks in that pile and I will hurt myself, and the senior in me is complaining about all the noise.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My town is cleaning up leaves on my street and the child in me is demanding to jump into the huge pile they created, the adult in me is yelling that there are sticks in that pile and I will hurt myself, and the senior in me is complaining about all the noise.
I consider myself a pretty good gift wrapper, but I just discovered that if I put the gift on top of the paper and count out the little squares I can cut just the right amount of gift wrap and I am now questioning every decision I have ever made in my life.
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I consider myself a pretty good gift wrapper, but I just discovered that if I put the gift on top of the paper and count out the little squares I can cut just the right amount of gift wrap and I am now questioning every decision I have ever made in my life.
Just in case anyone is still looking for holiday gifts, this exists for some reason:
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just in case anyone is still looking for holiday gifts, this exists for some reason:
Friends, you know what we have to do:
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Friends, you know what we have to do:
Ok folks, today in failed logistics, please sub your guesses as to what was shipped in this box:
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ok folks, today in failed logistics, please sub your guesses as to what was shipped in this box:
Me: Two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.
My cat, who is currently standing where I need to put his food: Meow.
My cat, who is currently standing where I need to put his food: Meow.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Me: Two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.
My cat, who is currently standing where I need to put his food: Meow.
My cat, who is currently standing where I need to put his food: Meow.
We had a power surge early this morning which turned my heated bathroom floor up to 90°, so I got to play a real life version of the floor is lava.
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
We had a power surge early this morning which turned my heated bathroom floor up to 90°, so I got to play a real life version of the floor is lava.
My son just told me "I really appreciate you putting up with my crap," and I have never been more touched in my life.
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My son just told me "I really appreciate you putting up with my crap," and I have never been more touched in my life.
I woke up with a bruise in the shape of a trapezoid on my leg and I frankly have no idea how that could have happened so I need your theories, asap.
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I woke up with a bruise in the shape of a trapezoid on my leg and I frankly have no idea how that could have happened so I need your theories, asap.
I gave my husband access to our Holiday Card list and he proceeded to add columns and change how it's sorted and this is grounds for divorce.
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I gave my husband access to our Holiday Card list and he proceeded to add columns and change how it's sorted and this is grounds for divorce.
My husband: This is the best stuffing I have ever had in my life.
My brain: Oh no we have to run away because we will never be able to replicate this next year.
My brain: Oh no we have to run away because we will never be able to replicate this next year.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My husband: This is the best stuffing I have ever had in my life.
My brain: Oh no we have to run away because we will never be able to replicate this next year.
My brain: Oh no we have to run away because we will never be able to replicate this next year.
Welp, Mr. Turkey made it exactly 10 minutes this year before my cat tried to eat him. See you next year!
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Welp, Mr. Turkey made it exactly 10 minutes this year before my cat tried to eat him. See you next year!
Just realized I didn't have a proper container to transport the gravy so I had to improvise.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just realized I didn't have a proper container to transport the gravy so I had to improvise.
Bernice did good.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bernice did good.
Celebrating Thanksgiving the traditional way: throwing a stuffed Pacman ghost at my son lying on the ground trying to hit him in the bellybutton.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Celebrating Thanksgiving the traditional way: throwing a stuffed Pacman ghost at my son lying on the ground trying to hit him in the bellybutton.