Threewisebensmom33
@bensmom33.bsky.social
Mom, wife, volunteer, retired attorney, life-long Mets fan, RWRB fan fic writer, BA in History, Masters in Sarcasm.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
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Threewisebensmom33
@bensmom33.bsky.social
· Mar 24
I don't know who is more tired this morning. Me, who locked myself out of my house, or my husband who asked me if I was able to get back in when he woke up and I told him the story. In our living room.
Out to dinner, hmmm what should I get
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Out to dinner, hmmm what should I get
Since my brain is not cooperating, please enjoy this Christmas fic from 2 years ago which was my first one shot.
It's an ode to A Christmas Carol and contains what I think is one of the funniest things I've ever written, the roommate ad.
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/52594459
It's an ode to A Christmas Carol and contains what I think is one of the funniest things I've ever written, the roommate ad.
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/52594459
archiveofourown.org
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Since my brain is not cooperating, please enjoy this Christmas fic from 2 years ago which was my first one shot.
It's an ode to A Christmas Carol and contains what I think is one of the funniest things I've ever written, the roommate ad.
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/52594459
It's an ode to A Christmas Carol and contains what I think is one of the funniest things I've ever written, the roommate ad.
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/52594459
Guys, we are going to get the fake wedding.
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Guys, we are going to get the fake wedding.
I greatly underestimated how many people would go to a mall on a random Thursday in December. I know this now while typing under a pile of humanity.
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I greatly underestimated how many people would go to a mall on a random Thursday in December. I know this now while typing under a pile of humanity.
I had to have emergency surgery a few years ago. They wheeled me into the operation room while I howled in pain. I definitely had the wherewithall to price out potential costs and negotiate while being strapped to the table.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I had to have emergency surgery a few years ago. They wheeled me into the operation room while I howled in pain. I definitely had the wherewithall to price out potential costs and negotiate while being strapped to the table.
Reposted by Threewisebensmom33
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
Disney Agrees to Bring Its Characters to OpenAI’s Sora Videos
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have never herded cattle, but I have to imagine trying to get my ADHD kid out the door for school in the morning is a similar experience.
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I have never herded cattle, but I have to imagine trying to get my ADHD kid out the door for school in the morning is a similar experience.
They say the human body cannot function without a brain and yet everyday we are provided with examples that disprove this scientific principle.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
They say the human body cannot function without a brain and yet everyday we are provided with examples that disprove this scientific principle.
I am great at buying greeting cards but terrible at sending them out in time, so now I just plan ahead and buy ones wishing happy belated birthdays.
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I am great at buying greeting cards but terrible at sending them out in time, so now I just plan ahead and buy ones wishing happy belated birthdays.
Wow the Mets have come up with a truly shitty advent calendar this year.
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Wow the Mets have come up with a truly shitty advent calendar this year.
So, you know Beaker from the muppets? Let's say he is having a particularly bad day and goes to his local pub and the bartender asks, hey Beaks, cause they're friendly, what's got you down. His response.
- Me trying to explain the noise my car made to my mechanic
- Me trying to explain the noise my car made to my mechanic
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
So, you know Beaker from the muppets? Let's say he is having a particularly bad day and goes to his local pub and the bartender asks, hey Beaks, cause they're friendly, what's got you down. His response.
- Me trying to explain the noise my car made to my mechanic
- Me trying to explain the noise my car made to my mechanic
On the morning of my FIL's funeral, my MIL almost fell down the stairs so I joked that we almost had a 2 for 1 deal. I am a person who uses humor to grieve so I absolutely get this.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
On the morning of my FIL's funeral, my MIL almost fell down the stairs so I joked that we almost had a 2 for 1 deal. I am a person who uses humor to grieve so I absolutely get this.
I don't know who needs to hear this but do not sniff that sock next to the washing machine. Just throw it in. The life you save may be your own.
a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
ALT: a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but do not sniff that sock next to the washing machine. Just throw it in. The life you save may be your own.
Wow the Mets can ruin my day even in December.
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Wow the Mets can ruin my day even in December.
Welcome to New Jersey. Please leave your left turn signal at the border.
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Welcome to New Jersey. Please leave your left turn signal at the border.
Ok RWRB friends, let's play what's the most ACD coded thing you've ever done. I'll start: When my son was in 2nd grade, the parents were invited to read a book to the class so I wrote and illustrated an original children's book.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ok RWRB friends, let's play what's the most ACD coded thing you've ever done. I'll start: When my son was in 2nd grade, the parents were invited to read a book to the class so I wrote and illustrated an original children's book.
You would think after a faulty sensor went off twice on Friday forcing the evacuation of my son's entire school they would have fixed it over the weekend, but you would be wrong.
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
You would think after a faulty sensor went off twice on Friday forcing the evacuation of my son's entire school they would have fixed it over the weekend, but you would be wrong.
Well this was a super sweet holiday treat! Thank you @fragiletension.bsky.social (and @estr19.bsky.social) for putting together such a fun gift exchange!
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Well this was a super sweet holiday treat! Thank you @fragiletension.bsky.social (and @estr19.bsky.social) for putting together such a fun gift exchange!
Did not enjoy the reboot of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" that happened at my house a few weeks ago involving my cat and a deer and enjoyed it even less this morning involving my son and a deer.
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Did not enjoy the reboot of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" that happened at my house a few weeks ago involving my cat and a deer and enjoyed it even less this morning involving my son and a deer.
New circle of hell discovered: glitter wrapping paper.
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
New circle of hell discovered: glitter wrapping paper.
Always fun when I drop my kid off somewhere and I get a text from one of my friends with a picture of my kid at a completely different location.
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Always fun when I drop my kid off somewhere and I get a text from one of my friends with a picture of my kid at a completely different location.
My MIL is turning 80 so I bought her a card. She doesn't like that she's turning 80 so she did this with the card:
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My MIL is turning 80 so I bought her a card. She doesn't like that she's turning 80 so she did this with the card:
My cat has perfected the is he pretending to be dumb or is he actually dumb and bravo to him because I honestly can't figure it out.
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My cat has perfected the is he pretending to be dumb or is he actually dumb and bravo to him because I honestly can't figure it out.
Ok who is writing the Heated Rivalry/The Cutting Edge crossover fic, because it must be done.
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ok who is writing the Heated Rivalry/The Cutting Edge crossover fic, because it must be done.