Threewisebensmom33
@bensmom33.bsky.social
Mom, wife, volunteer, retired attorney, life-long Mets fan, RWRB fan fic writer, BA in History, Masters in Sarcasm.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
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Threewisebensmom33
@bensmom33.bsky.social
· Mar 24
I don't know who is more tired this morning. Me, who locked myself out of my house, or my husband who asked me if I was able to get back in when he woke up and I told him the story. In our living room.
New circle of hell discovered: glitter wrapping paper.
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
New circle of hell discovered: glitter wrapping paper.
Always fun when I drop my kid off somewhere and I get a text from one of my friends with a picture of my kid at a completely different location.
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Always fun when I drop my kid off somewhere and I get a text from one of my friends with a picture of my kid at a completely different location.
My MIL is turning 80 so I bought her a card. She doesn't like that she's turning 80 so she did this with the card:
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My MIL is turning 80 so I bought her a card. She doesn't like that she's turning 80 so she did this with the card:
My cat has perfected the is he pretending to be dumb or is he actually dumb and bravo to him because I honestly can't figure it out.
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My cat has perfected the is he pretending to be dumb or is he actually dumb and bravo to him because I honestly can't figure it out.
Ok who is writing the Heated Rivalry/The Cutting Edge crossover fic, because it must be done.
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ok who is writing the Heated Rivalry/The Cutting Edge crossover fic, because it must be done.
I researched, designed, ordered and wrapped my MIL's birthday gift. My husband's only job was to fill out the card which I selected and purchased. We are leaving shortly and guess what he hasn't done yet.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I researched, designed, ordered and wrapped my MIL's birthday gift. My husband's only job was to fill out the card which I selected and purchased. We are leaving shortly and guess what he hasn't done yet.
I am so mad at the NYTimes mini crossword right now.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I am so mad at the NYTimes mini crossword right now.
I tend to buy a lot at the supermarket so I feel bad for whomever gets stuck behind me on the checkout line. Today it was an elderly couple who surprised me when I apologized for taking so long and told me I actually was very quick and did a good job and I'll be damned if that didn't make my day.
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I tend to buy a lot at the supermarket so I feel bad for whomever gets stuck behind me on the checkout line. Today it was an elderly couple who surprised me when I apologized for taking so long and told me I actually was very quick and did a good job and I'll be damned if that didn't make my day.
Just watched the latest HR episode and I do not understand the secrecy about the episode name when they already told us it was centered around Hunter!
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Just watched the latest HR episode and I do not understand the secrecy about the episode name when they already told us it was centered around Hunter!
I just did some major adulting and completed my holiday cards.
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I just did some major adulting and completed my holiday cards.
How do I say 'I cannot express to you how much you have fucked this up' but like 10% nicer?
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How do I say 'I cannot express to you how much you have fucked this up' but like 10% nicer?
Today is National Cookie Day and this guy may look goofy but never doubt his lobbying abilities.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Today is National Cookie Day and this guy may look goofy but never doubt his lobbying abilities.
Hey, do you know how many days are left until Christmas? If so you are doing better than Alex in this fic. Check out my ode to a NYC Christmas experience in this meet/cute I wrote earlier this year.
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/62100316
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/62100316
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December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Hey, do you know how many days are left until Christmas? If so you are doing better than Alex in this fic. Check out my ode to a NYC Christmas experience in this meet/cute I wrote earlier this year.
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/62100316
#RWRBfic
archiveofourown.org/works/62100316
I'm sorry but WTF is this?
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm sorry but WTF is this?
Quick question: if you don't actually fulfill your new year's resolutions do they roll over to next year like unused cell phone minutes?
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Quick question: if you don't actually fulfill your new year's resolutions do they roll over to next year like unused cell phone minutes?
Oh man someone is going to be super smug about this.
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oh man someone is going to be super smug about this.
They say you should learn something new everyday. Today I learned how to manually shut my garage door while standing in freezing rain.
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
They say you should learn something new everyday. Today I learned how to manually shut my garage door while standing in freezing rain.
Hey, @maureenjohnsonbooks.com have you seen this?
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Hey, @maureenjohnsonbooks.com have you seen this?
I have to lead a meeting this morning and apparently "I don't feel like it" is not a "valid excuse" to call out sick and rude.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I have to lead a meeting this morning and apparently "I don't feel like it" is not a "valid excuse" to call out sick and rude.
Nice thing alert. 'Tis the season.
Friends!
I ordered these tote bags over three months ago for a giveaway, and they just arrived today.
I already figured something else out for those winners, but…
There will be one winner selected to win a RWRB tote bag announced on 12/5. Open to US only. Simply share to enter.
❤️
I ordered these tote bags over three months ago for a giveaway, and they just arrived today.
I already figured something else out for those winners, but…
There will be one winner selected to win a RWRB tote bag announced on 12/5. Open to US only. Simply share to enter.
❤️
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Nice thing alert. 'Tis the season.
I named my fists Love and Marriage because you can't have one without the other.
I named my fists Shawn and Gus or Gus and Shawn. I've heard it both ways.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I named my fists Love and Marriage because you can't have one without the other.
My town is cleaning up leaves on my street and the child in me is demanding to jump into the huge pile they created, the adult in me is yelling that there are sticks in that pile and I will hurt myself, and the senior in me is complaining about all the noise.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My town is cleaning up leaves on my street and the child in me is demanding to jump into the huge pile they created, the adult in me is yelling that there are sticks in that pile and I will hurt myself, and the senior in me is complaining about all the noise.
I consider myself a pretty good gift wrapper, but I just discovered that if I put the gift on top of the paper and count out the little squares I can cut just the right amount of gift wrap and I am now questioning every decision I have ever made in my life.
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I consider myself a pretty good gift wrapper, but I just discovered that if I put the gift on top of the paper and count out the little squares I can cut just the right amount of gift wrap and I am now questioning every decision I have ever made in my life.
Just in case anyone is still looking for holiday gifts, this exists for some reason:
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just in case anyone is still looking for holiday gifts, this exists for some reason:
Friends, you know what we have to do:
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Friends, you know what we have to do: