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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 2m

"Farmed out on loan"

This is the tit who said Everton hadn't won a game Iroegbunam had started this season when he started against Brighton.

Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1h

They reduced Leeds Ring Road by us to one lane for nine months: not seen a single cunt on the bike lane.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 2h

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 2h

Matthew Parris is gay, for example, and thinks severely disabled people are useless.

Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 2h

Massive surprise that a racist cunt also turns out to be homophobic.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 2h

Connections
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 2h

Strands #599
“Please don't eat me!”
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 12h

Me too. First exposure to offbeat cinema.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 13h

Referring to Rashomon structures. I should have gone for this fella, really.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 13h

I'm no fan of Rajan, but I've been watching too long to let him put me off.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 14h

I will always laugh at them conceding. Makes fuck all difference to what follows.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 15h

We have similar, but Mrs W (and me, to a lesser extent) despise Coren and the big galoot off Taskmaster (I also hate the other cunt presenting it) so they're out.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 15h

He does a magnificent bad guy, and clearly loves it.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 15h

She says her grandfather sharing his experience of escaping being murdered in the Nazi camps by fleeing to England was the formative experience which made her ANTI-immigration.

How the fuck do you get that from her family's story?

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 15h

Aye, everything is telegraphed as well. It is the Luther fella, so you know it'll be bonkers going in.

My only gripe is the underuse of the big ginger lad from GOT.

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