Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
The real answer of course is:
"She had the face of an angel smiling at sin, the body of Venus with arms."
Followed soon after by possibly the worst:
"She wanted it hard
And wanted it fast
She liked it done medium rare."
"She had the face of an angel smiling at sin, the body of Venus with arms."
Followed soon after by possibly the worst:
"She wanted it hard
And wanted it fast
She liked it done medium rare."
Tears & fears & feeling proud
To say I love you right out loud
Dreams & schemes & circus crowds
I've looked at life that way
Oh but now, old friends, they're acting strange
And they shake their heads & they tell me that I've changed
Well, something's lost, but something's gained
In living every day
To say I love you right out loud
Dreams & schemes & circus crowds
I've looked at life that way
Oh but now, old friends, they're acting strange
And they shake their heads & they tell me that I've changed
Well, something's lost, but something's gained
In living every day
February 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
The real answer of course is:
"She had the face of an angel smiling at sin, the body of Venus with arms."
Followed soon after by possibly the worst:
"She wanted it hard
And wanted it fast
She liked it done medium rare."
"She had the face of an angel smiling at sin, the body of Venus with arms."
Followed soon after by possibly the worst:
"She wanted it hard
And wanted it fast
She liked it done medium rare."
She said "Give us an inch and I'll take a yard"
So I slammed her half a foot.
So I slammed her half a foot.
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
She said "Give us an inch and I'll take a yard"
So I slammed her half a foot.
So I slammed her half a foot.
Up the football!
February 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Up the football!
February 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Don't you fucking dare, Ireland.
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Don't you fucking dare, Ireland.
World Ciggie Lighting Champ there.
For those of you on Facebook – especially those with a working knowledge of Wigan Athletic Football Club – what's going on here?
www.facebook.com/1FootballAwa...
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Football Away Days
These Wigan fans heading back up north after a dismal 4-0 thrashing in the capital today, was a good showing out from them to be fair. 👏
Incredible looking indian spread for the journey 👍
www.facebook.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
World Ciggie Lighting Champ there.
10 for 77 from the strangle wank bastards.
a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
10 for 77 from the strangle wank bastards.
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
Mosca caught in the trap...
(No, YOU fuck off)
(No, YOU fuck off)
February 16, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Mosca caught in the trap...
(No, YOU fuck off)
(No, YOU fuck off)
Bouncer, Erinsborough, 1991.
Bishop is another one who talks utter pish.
*awaits Corrie pun*
*awaits Corrie pun*
February 16, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Bouncer, Erinsborough, 1991.
Henry II, London, 1170.
Bishop is another one who talks utter pish.
*awaits Corrie pun*
*awaits Corrie pun*
February 16, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Henry II, London, 1170.
Bit of Joseph Joseph porn in the back for the lads.
February 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Bit of Joseph Joseph porn in the back for the lads.
There may be tears...
February 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
There may be tears...
#WhenTaken #719 (15.02.2026)
I scored 923/1000👑
1️⃣📍3.0 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
2️⃣📍968 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍95.2 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇194/200
4️⃣📍18.6 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍3.2K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈137/200
I scored 923/1000👑
1️⃣📍3.0 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
2️⃣📍968 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍95.2 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇194/200
4️⃣📍18.6 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍3.2K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈137/200
February 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
#WhenTaken #719 (15.02.2026)
I scored 923/1000👑
1️⃣📍3.0 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
2️⃣📍968 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍95.2 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇194/200
4️⃣📍18.6 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍3.2K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈137/200
I scored 923/1000👑
1️⃣📍3.0 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
2️⃣📍968 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍95.2 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇194/200
4️⃣📍18.6 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇196/200
5️⃣📍3.2K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈137/200
Absolutely howling at half the old Twitter lads thinking it was the Wigan posting lunatic who's carked it.
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Absolutely howling at half the old Twitter lads thinking it was the Wigan posting lunatic who's carked it.
Another gold for the mad bastard.
Blimey. They've won a gold.
Face First Tea Tray Lunatic.
Face First Tea Tray Lunatic.
February 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Another gold for the mad bastard.
Imagine having your title bid scuppered by a Chermiti hat-trick...
February 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Imagine having your title bid scuppered by a Chermiti hat-trick...
Bold of Wigan to select the TPC at the back for this game, considering their warm up routine.
February 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Bold of Wigan to select the TPC at the back for this game, considering their warm up routine.
Good start, lads. #PakistanAreEverton
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Good start, lads. #PakistanAreEverton
Ten minutes to the Kopites of World Cricket vs the Everton of World Cricket.
All Pakistan today, aren't we?
All Pakistan today, aren't we?
February 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Ten minutes to the Kopites of World Cricket vs the Everton of World Cricket.
All Pakistan today, aren't we?
All Pakistan today, aren't we?
Christ, that's an embarrassing dive from Vicente.
February 15, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Christ, that's an embarrassing dive from Vicente.
February 15, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Periodic reminder that,
above all, pandas are bad knobheads.
above all, pandas are bad knobheads.
February 15, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Periodic reminder that,
above all, pandas are bad knobheads.
above all, pandas are bad knobheads.