Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
Dune 3: Assmaster.
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Dune 3: Assmaster.
Went to see The Housemaid tonight: highlight being the Asian lad next to us who was clearly tasked with taking his sisters the pictures.
Took his (about 12) sister for snacks during the first sex scene and then held his phone in front of her face for the second.
Took his (about 12) sister for snacks during the first sex scene and then held his phone in front of her face for the second.
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Went to see The Housemaid tonight: highlight being the Asian lad next to us who was clearly tasked with taking his sisters the pictures.
Took his (about 12) sister for snacks during the first sex scene and then held his phone in front of her face for the second.
Took his (about 12) sister for snacks during the first sex scene and then held his phone in front of her face for the second.
Imagine being so shite you take thirty seconds to make Sara Pascoe seem preferable? #SewingBee
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Imagine being so shite you take thirty seconds to make Sara Pascoe seem preferable? #SewingBee
Saltaire Advent Calendar
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Saltaire Advent Calendar
I see hedge crank's still fucking going.
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I see hedge crank's still fucking going.
Should be mandatory in craft gaffs.
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Should be mandatory in craft gaffs.
Craft beer, deli, winery.
Gone for the 12.2% stout. Shameful glass error, though.
Gone for the 12.2% stout. Shameful glass error, though.
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Craft beer, deli, winery.
Gone for the 12.2% stout. Shameful glass error, though.
Gone for the 12.2% stout. Shameful glass error, though.
Sensational, back comb-over, bald denial
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Sensational, back comb-over, bald denial
Throw for bear settling purposes.
December 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Throw for bear settling purposes.
New armchair: just about big enough for my fat arse.
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
New armchair: just about big enough for my fat arse.
Asda ✅
Beer run ✅
Tip run ✅
Boxing Day bet on ✅
A productive morning.
Beer run ✅
Tip run ✅
Boxing Day bet on ✅
A productive morning.
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Asda ✅
Beer run ✅
Tip run ✅
Boxing Day bet on ✅
A productive morning.
Beer run ✅
Tip run ✅
Boxing Day bet on ✅
A productive morning.
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
A gentle reminder.
After a few years break and a change of platform, the 2025 Fraud Xl voting will open on 23rd December. Full results will be announced on 24th December.
Apropos of nothing, there will need to be a manager/coach appointed, so you all have 12 votes if you wish to use them all.
Apropos of nothing, there will need to be a manager/coach appointed, so you all have 12 votes if you wish to use them all.
December 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A gentle reminder.
Crazy Gang FC
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Crazy Gang FC
Settled level: Grand Master.
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Settled level: Grand Master.
Truly elite levels of settled here.
December 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Truly elite levels of settled here.
Everton are the permanent extras in some kind of Ant and Dec "merking" show starring referees to be screened next summer.
No other explanation.
"Now tell him to give a penalty softer than the nailed on one refused Everton yesterday."
No other explanation.
"Now tell him to give a penalty softer than the nailed on one refused Everton yesterday."
December 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Everton are the permanent extras in some kind of Ant and Dec "merking" show starring referees to be screened next summer.
No other explanation.
"Now tell him to give a penalty softer than the nailed on one refused Everton yesterday."
No other explanation.
"Now tell him to give a penalty softer than the nailed on one refused Everton yesterday."
Some gentle viewing for later...
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Some gentle viewing for later...
How's your leg, I say!
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
How's your leg, I say!
Strands #659
“Pass it along”
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“Pass it along”
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December 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Strands #659
“Pass it along”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵🔵🔵
“Pass it along”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵🔵🔵