Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
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November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Salah was the one. He got caught offside in ten minutes more times than Haaland has been all season. Slower than rust.
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Salah was the one. He got caught offside in ten minutes more times than Haaland has been all season. Slower than rust.
Strands #617
“A case of the Mondays”
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November 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Strands #617
“A case of the Mondays”
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“A case of the Mondays”
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Puzzle #883
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November 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Connections
Puzzle #883
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Wordle 1,605 4/6*
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November 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Wordle 1,605 4/6*
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#WhenTaken #622 (10.11.2025)
I scored 766/1000🏅
1️⃣📍3.5 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
2️⃣📍10.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉95/200
3️⃣📍6.1 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
4️⃣📍3.8K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉123/200
5️⃣📍1.7K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈155/200
I scored 766/1000🏅
1️⃣📍3.5 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
2️⃣📍10.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉95/200
3️⃣📍6.1 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
4️⃣📍3.8K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉123/200
5️⃣📍1.7K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈155/200
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
#WhenTaken #622 (10.11.2025)
I scored 766/1000🏅
1️⃣📍3.5 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
2️⃣📍10.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉95/200
3️⃣📍6.1 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
4️⃣📍3.8K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉123/200
5️⃣📍1.7K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈155/200
I scored 766/1000🏅
1️⃣📍3.5 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
2️⃣📍10.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉95/200
3️⃣📍6.1 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
4️⃣📍3.8K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉123/200
5️⃣📍1.7K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈155/200
Pips #83 Easy 🟢
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Pips #83 Medium 🟡
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Pips #83 Hard 🔴
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November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Tremendous "block" from the Dutch corpse.
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Tremendous "block" from the Dutch corpse.
Early Christmas present for Mrs W.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Early Christmas present for Mrs W.
Counterpoint:
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Counterpoint:
New local looks decent
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
New local looks decent
Like being back at Goodison.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Like being back at Goodison.
Sundaying
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sundaying
Strands #616
“How enchanting!”
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November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Strands #616
“How enchanting!”
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“How enchanting!”
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Wordle 1,604 4/6*
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November 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Wordle 1,604 4/6*
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Connections
Puzzle #882
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November 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Connections
Puzzle #882
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#WhenTaken #621 (09.11.2025)
I scored 904/1000👑
1️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈165/200
2️⃣📍505 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈170/200
3️⃣📍65.4 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈170/200
4️⃣📍7.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
5️⃣📍25.1 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇199/200
I scored 904/1000👑
1️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈165/200
2️⃣📍505 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈170/200
3️⃣📍65.4 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈170/200
4️⃣📍7.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
5️⃣📍25.1 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇199/200
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
#WhenTaken #621 (09.11.2025)
I scored 904/1000👑
1️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈165/200
2️⃣📍505 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈170/200
3️⃣📍65.4 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈170/200
4️⃣📍7.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
5️⃣📍25.1 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇199/200
I scored 904/1000👑
1️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈165/200
2️⃣📍505 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈170/200
3️⃣📍65.4 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈170/200
4️⃣📍7.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
5️⃣📍25.1 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇199/200
Catching up with Grand Designs...
"We've got rid of traditional job titles: here we have a coding cosmonaut and an imagineer..."
"We've got rid of traditional job titles: here we have a coding cosmonaut and an imagineer..."
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November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Catching up with Grand Designs...
"We've got rid of traditional job titles: here we have a coding cosmonaut and an imagineer..."
"We've got rid of traditional job titles: here we have a coding cosmonaut and an imagineer..."
Lads, stop tagging in the FA and PGMOL into your complaints about decsions.
You look like Kopites. Also, they don't give a fuck what you think.
You look like Kopites. Also, they don't give a fuck what you think.
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Lads, stop tagging in the FA and PGMOL into your complaints about decsions.
You look like Kopites. Also, they don't give a fuck what you think.
You look like Kopites. Also, they don't give a fuck what you think.
What a strike.
And what generous defending.
And what generous defending.
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What a strike.
And what generous defending.
And what generous defending.
"WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?"
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
"WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?"
#WhenTaken #620 (08.11.2025)
I scored 788/1000🏅
1️⃣📍1.7K km - 🗓️33 yrs - 🎗️60/200
2️⃣📍94.1 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇191/200
3️⃣📍158 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍773 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥈170/200
5️⃣📍89.8 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥇178/200
I scored 788/1000🏅
1️⃣📍1.7K km - 🗓️33 yrs - 🎗️60/200
2️⃣📍94.1 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇191/200
3️⃣📍158 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍773 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥈170/200
5️⃣📍89.8 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥇178/200
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
#WhenTaken #620 (08.11.2025)
I scored 788/1000🏅
1️⃣📍1.7K km - 🗓️33 yrs - 🎗️60/200
2️⃣📍94.1 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇191/200
3️⃣📍158 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍773 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥈170/200
5️⃣📍89.8 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥇178/200
I scored 788/1000🏅
1️⃣📍1.7K km - 🗓️33 yrs - 🎗️60/200
2️⃣📍94.1 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇191/200
3️⃣📍158 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍773 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥈170/200
5️⃣📍89.8 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥇178/200