Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
It's no "You did a sponsored slim? How much do you owe?"
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It's no "You did a sponsored slim? How much do you owe?"
Incredible TV, that, especially when you consider the absolute shite we get passing as satire in this country.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Incredible TV, that, especially when you consider the absolute shite we get passing as satire in this country.
True story: I was taking a battlefields trip to Belgium and that lot rolled up at Tyne Cot cemetery...
"Why's sir laughing so hard, Miss?"
"Why's sir laughing so hard, Miss?"
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
True story: I was taking a battlefields trip to Belgium and that lot rolled up at Tyne Cot cemetery...
"Why's sir laughing so hard, Miss?"
"Why's sir laughing so hard, Miss?"
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
Salah was the one. He got caught offside in ten minutes more times than Haaland has been all season. Slower than rust.
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Salah was the one. He got caught offside in ten minutes more times than Haaland has been all season. Slower than rust.
Knowing that lot, they'll get £90m for him to fuck off to Saudi in January.
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Knowing that lot, they'll get £90m for him to fuck off to Saudi in January.
Everton credit 1/19th of the cost to your account, but you can only withdraw during set "windows". No-one, and I mean no-one, has a clue when they are.
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Everton credit 1/19th of the cost to your account, but you can only withdraw during set "windows". No-one, and I mean no-one, has a clue when they are.
Two of my brothers have a copy of my ST on their phone to get around that (you need to pay £60 for a membership to receive a transfer).
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Two of my brothers have a copy of my ST on their phone to get around that (you need to pay £60 for a membership to receive a transfer).
This is why I give mine away to an uncle or one of the lads.
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is why I give mine away to an uncle or one of the lads.
They've sacked three of the last four.
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They've sacked three of the last four.
Shocker, isn't it?
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shocker, isn't it?