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Jason Kinkade

@bestifyoudont.com

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Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard. bestifyoudont.com ☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism. ☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation. ☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 3h

Weird coincidence, I started getting a headache tonight, too. Maybe from gusty wind. I drank a coffee to warm up my brain, and now I'm too awake. Anyway, feel better!

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 4h

What a find! I'm glad I checked the stairwell for criminals.

Fuck yeah, Pachycephalosaurus!

(I think.)

My son, ten years ago, would be so happy when I got home.

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 4h

Yum! ✨️🍐✨️

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 6h

🌙🎃

Moon above apartments and jack-o-lantern

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 6h

🔥⚾️🔥

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 7h

I have people skills!! 😭😱

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 7h

Happy Fri-Yay, Pleebs!

After spending a year unemployed, then six months at a job with no email address, I really don't think I could rejoin society.

Put this workhorse down. Send me to the glue factory.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 8h

Breaks my heart, but I kinda get it. Long story short: No education (at the time). Started as retail clothing clerk, rose to district manager, moved states to start corporate career. BOOM. Pandemic decimated retail business. Entire chain shuttered. She's back in school now, so... 🤞

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 8h

Yeah, but not Disney happily ever after. I love my first girlfriend. She lives in Florida now. I don't EVER want to get back with her, but I'm rooting for her, and we talk here and there. Don't tell anyone on Bluesky, but she's also the only MAGA I can't cut off. I KNOW. 🤦🏻‍♂️ I'm hoping she'll wake up.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 8h

I'd rather we strike nationally and end the christofascist takeover.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 9h

Haaaa! You just made captain. 🫡

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 9h

The optometrist next to the bank just called me with a license plate number. Somebody ran out of the store with a tray of sunglasses.

CALL THE POLICE! What am I gonna do? Pursue in a GOLF CART?

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 9h

Thanks! 😂 Four spaces??

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 9h

Be me parking lot security guard. Find Honda Civic Sport parked in way back over FOUR spaces.

ME: Dafuq?

*Suddenly owner*

HONDA MAN: What are you doing?

ME: Usually, a car back here parked wonky means somebody is living in it.

H. MAN: My friend, can't you tell how new this car is?!?

ME: No...