Jason Kinkade
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Jason Kinkade
@bestifyoudont.com
Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
Looks great, though!

"We'll light it in post!" 🎬
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
What a great way to put that!
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Dang, Myra, that means a lot. Thanks!!
January 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Pain, regret, and disappointment.
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
That murderer is also a pussy-ass bitch.
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Or instantaneous, global communication. 🤦🏻‍♂️

National strike NOW!
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Same human-made mass extinction event, no big.
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"You can do it!" 🤠
January 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Time to fight the Powerpuff Girls! ⏰️
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
¡Estoy listo!
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Hell yea! They're getting shit done.
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
📣 On a Monday!
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Holy shit! Those ICE cubes tried to run everybody over.
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Those nude New Mexican women from 1941 are too racy for Bluesky, I guess.
January 11, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Crazy thing is, I never had the urge! If he had done it on purpose, maybe he'd come out of his restaurant to my pee bucket having been dumped on his truck.
January 11, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Haaaa! Gotta get to 11 p.m. somehow! Why would he part with this?
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
A homeless fren gave me some interesting books to lighten his load.

🤔📚🛒
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Sudden burst of speed and my life flashing before my eyes! Mostly the Teen Titans GO! musical intro.
January 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I ALMOST GOT RAN THE FUCK OVER!! By a little old man in a cowboy hat driving a truck that's eight times too big for him. His MAGA-makeover wife said, "Glad you're OK hehe!" We were passing each other, me on foot, when he veered into my lane for no reason then slammed on his brakes.
January 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Haha keep me posted!

When my weekend starts on Monday, I'm going to spend some time with my emotional support titties, and cry about losing my zoo job.

Note- She calls em that, too, so it's not misogynistic. 👸🏼
January 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
None of those things.

Are you familiar with the D.E.N.N.I.S. System? Jk jk.

Honestly, just listen to their dreams and if that gels with you, lift them up and encourage them.
January 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Ohh-my-zempic!
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Pretty much sums up all patriarchy and capitalism.

I've never had to jump through hoops or amass wealth and power to attract a mate.
January 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Plus, I'm no stranger to public urination. 🤣 I'm just less obvious. Much hypocrisy!
January 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM