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Jason Kinkade
@bestifyoudont.com
Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
You are our king.
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
You don't like microplastics??
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Why'd you post John Stamos?
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Shouldn't you be wearing a Life Alert??
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
That's the vibe of our country, I'm sorry.
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Same 👸🏼👸🏾
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Unless the alternative is an educated woman of color. 😂 Wow! Can you imagine?? We'd probably have healthcare and a base on the moon right now.
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Maybe we rescued them too much along the way. They never had to evolve.
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Nobody is welcome and safe with me. 😅🤷🏻‍♂️ *Locks door*

#introvert
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Johnathan Ross picking out his new name and growing a beard right now.
January 12, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Who said that? 😆
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 AM
We hear so much about "marketable skills" when we complain about life costing too much. Well, what are your skills? Guess you better get more certs blah blah. But, like, what are political skills except knowing how to manipulate? I think a lot of politicians are addicted to the illusion of power.
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Thanks, Blooms! Got my heart racing.
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I remember taking a picture of the TV when Biden won. I thought, "Whew. Back to normal."
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Yeahhh. I don't need some MAGA whackjob running me off the road when my son is in the car. We really just need a national divorce, and a blue-half and red-half each becoming their own countries.
January 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Arizona has a disproportionate number of Republicans and bad drivers. 🙃 I miss Oregon, but my vote for democrats does hit harder here.
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Good. I wish more people in important roles would stand up to him.
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
That it has. I'm glad you're there through Pokégifts, though! How's your social work position treating you?
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Keep surviving! We must outlast the haters.
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Ah, thanks! Figured it was a response to Trump trying to bring the fed under his own control in some way. How to bankrupt a country in one year.
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Make it a Pokéstop! 😂
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I know that look. I've been stuck in Geometry class while about to shit my pants, too.
January 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
TLDR?? I'm at work.
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
That's the thing. I no longer know any Trump supporters in real life. I was baffled when he won reelection. I thought the country was unified in laughing at him for pretending to work at McDonald's. I only see MAGA in the wild, usually identified by a stupid bumper sticker.
January 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM