Jason Kinkade
@bestifyoudont.com
Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
Make it a Pokéstop! 😂
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Make it a Pokéstop! 😂
Be me mall cop throwing the same senior citizen homeless man with his window washing kit out every weekend instead of following the one-year-ban policy because I want him to be able to come back whenever I get a better job.
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Be me mall cop throwing the same senior citizen homeless man with his window washing kit out every weekend instead of following the one-year-ban policy because I want him to be able to come back whenever I get a better job.
Looks great, though!
"We'll light it in post!" 🎬
"We'll light it in post!" 🎬
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Looks great, though!
"We'll light it in post!" 🎬
"We'll light it in post!" 🎬
Time to fight the Powerpuff Girls! ⏰️
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Time to fight the Powerpuff Girls! ⏰️
Haaaa! Gotta get to 11 p.m. somehow! Why would he part with this?
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Haaaa! Gotta get to 11 p.m. somehow! Why would he part with this?
A homeless fren gave me some interesting books to lighten his load.
🤔📚🛒
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January 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
A homeless fren gave me some interesting books to lighten his load.
🤔📚🛒
🤔📚🛒
None of those things.
Are you familiar with the D.E.N.N.I.S. System? Jk jk.
Honestly, just listen to their dreams and if that gels with you, lift them up and encourage them.
Are you familiar with the D.E.N.N.I.S. System? Jk jk.
Honestly, just listen to their dreams and if that gels with you, lift them up and encourage them.
January 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
None of those things.
Are you familiar with the D.E.N.N.I.S. System? Jk jk.
Honestly, just listen to their dreams and if that gels with you, lift them up and encourage them.
Are you familiar with the D.E.N.N.I.S. System? Jk jk.
Honestly, just listen to their dreams and if that gels with you, lift them up and encourage them.
No. It's cool, guys. I can do all the special fusion raids by myself while I'm stuck at the mall with no friends.
#PokemonGO
#PokemonGO
January 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
No. It's cool, guys. I can do all the special fusion raids by myself while I'm stuck at the mall with no friends.
#PokemonGO
#PokemonGO
What a cute lil treat!
Try my favorite Vancouver cafe sometime and order a Falkor's Biscuit:
www.rivermaiden.online
Try my favorite Vancouver cafe sometime and order a Falkor's Biscuit:
www.rivermaiden.online
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
What a cute lil treat!
Try my favorite Vancouver cafe sometime and order a Falkor's Biscuit:
www.rivermaiden.online
Try my favorite Vancouver cafe sometime and order a Falkor's Biscuit:
www.rivermaiden.online
AH! ¡Mis ojitos! I'm already lights out in bed and blinded myself with flash to check the beard! Yep. Time for a trim. Too much hassle!
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
AH! ¡Mis ojitos! I'm already lights out in bed and blinded myself with flash to check the beard! Yep. Time for a trim. Too much hassle!
How I feel coming home after circling a bank's parking lot in a golf cart for 12 hours, and telling one homeless fren he can't pee on the building until 7 p.m.
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
How I feel coming home after circling a bank's parking lot in a golf cart for 12 hours, and telling one homeless fren he can't pee on the building until 7 p.m.
At least I got to see the Jekyll & Hyde Monster Truck arrive at Broadway Chevrolet. 🙄
January 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
At least I got to see the Jekyll & Hyde Monster Truck arrive at Broadway Chevrolet. 🙄
January 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
DOUBLE-WOKE RAINBOW!!
🌈🌈
🌈🌈
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
DOUBLE-WOKE RAINBOW!!
🌈🌈
🌈🌈
Can I interest you in an am/fm armor-piercing bullet antenna?
January 8, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Can I interest you in an am/fm armor-piercing bullet antenna?
I hope they shoot straighter than they park.
January 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I hope they shoot straighter than they park.
If Biden was Transgender for All, and Trump is Transgender for None, can we just have Transgender for Some?
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
If Biden was Transgender for All, and Trump is Transgender for None, can we just have Transgender for Some?