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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1h

As promised here are the full scanned and tidied up Claud looks from the first two episodes of #CelebrityTraitors. I'm not likely to draw every single look she wears, but I'll try and do at least the most iconic ones.

A black and white drawing of Claudia Winkleman from The Celebrity Traitors

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1h

I suppose that wouldn't be unlikely, but it does also imply no-one has ever actually seen what the contents of the bag look like

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1h

.... what? What on earth did these people think they were made of?

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1h

The various different flavoured Jaffa Cakes have ranged from "just fine" to "very good" until today where I tried some of the Hot Honey ones and they're possibly the most disgusting thing I have eaten for a very long time. Honey, chilli and chocolate should work fine. They absolutely fucking don't.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 3h

Those future Batman designs by Dan Mora are lovely, aren't they? The ones that I assume are Dick and Tim are particularly nice

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 4h

We're down to single digits morning and mid teens during the day so it's just enough for the central heating to kick in first thing in the morning but it's not actually cold and it's properly autumnal and lovely. It would be nice if the bus heating wasn't all or nothing though

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 5h

It s just cold enough outside to need a sensible coat (or a thin coat and a zip-up hoodie in my case) which obviously means they've turned the heating on the bus right up to 6,000° so you can die of heat exhaustion during your journey.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 6h

There is no way that anyone other than Sellexa and Sally should have been in the bottom.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 6h

But then in the confessional one of them did say FNAF so I don't get what was going on there. But then again the judging this series, and especially this episode, is such bullshit that it all felt like excuses to justify placements rather than actual judging.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 17h

And that goes for the queer people who also try to do the same thing. They will never accept us they will never like us, so why on earth even try to get them to? The best we can hope is to prevent them from actually making our lives worse

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 17h

These are people who reject other white people for being the wrong kind of white. I cannot fathom why anyone who isn't white would think they would be acceptable to them. Or why they'd *want* to be.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 18h

I'm doing really full on exploring this Baldur's Gate playthrough and yet I'm still skipping most of the Temple Of Shar because it's weirdly tedious. But I also still cannot stand Shart so don't give a toss about her personal quest either.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 19h

Don't worry, there is #CelebrityTraitors Claud fashion coming, I just can't be bothered with the scanning and tidying up rigmarole tonight so you'll just have to wait till tomorrow for the full versions.

A photo of three black and white drawings of Claudia Winkleman in outfits from the first two episodes of The Celebrity Traitors

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 20h

People don't get called dishy nearly enough either.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 20h

Don't get me wrong, I detest Blair and wish he'd crawl into a hole and die, but as "ex-PM met terrible person" stories go this is hardly up there with Thatcher actively preventing Saville getting investigated now is it?

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 20h

Look, I know a lot of powerful, thoroughly awful people are caught up in the Epstein scandal, but "Tony Blair met him for half an hour when he was PM but never met him again" is a complete non-story even by the standard of the usual political non-stories.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

This is very true.

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

Gus is still working out if he's up for sitting on laps but he is ok with sitting between my knees as long as I dont move at all.

A photo of Gus, a large grey and white cat, sat in the gap between my legs while I'm lying on the bed.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

Am I right in thinking the new EES border procedure for travelling in and out of Schengen is basically exactly the same as they've had in places like Canada for ages? Just scan your passport and fingerprint on a machine and go straight through if you don't have anything to declare?

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

Has the Orange Shitgibbon lost his shit about how many alleged wars he's stopped and why it's clearly illegal that he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize and that he's going to invade Norway in response?

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair that's also the PR for Big Brother and that gets pretty good ratings.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

People being surprised that #CelebrityTraitors ended on a cliffhanger presumably haven't watched a single episode of the regular series.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, hang on, is it only two episodes a week rather than three?

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

Blimey, that was quite an early cut in the Round Table. That'll be something a bit dramatic tomorrow then #CelebrityTraitors

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

Yay! #CelebrityTraitors starting strong on the terrible name spelling! Even if I think it was deliberate

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