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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛

@bezzyboop.bsky.social

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Cats🐈‍⬛,gardens🌻, art🖼, horse racing 🐎,crafting🪡, dark humour.If you can't be nice, be reasonable. COYS! Can almost speak Greek 🇬🇷 Do Not DM unless we've been friends here for ages. I wont auto follow you back if your profile pic is a cat. Insta-blocks twats.

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · Feb 21

Jessie just knocked my wine over whilst flopping over for tummy tickles. Trying to mop up the wine I set fire to my hair with a candle. Jessie has run away and won't come near me.
Another average night at Chez Bez.

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 4h

I guess people with no actual experience of abuse like to to scroll on by....but I don't understand,,,
A large %age of that 2k have an arsehole monitoring their phones?

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 4h

Please don't stay silent ...I spoke out about my ex 20 years later when he had the bloody audacity to call me me as a character witness...vengeance really is best when served cold!

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 4h

Been there, experienced that...several times
But social media didn't exist then and the Police view was 'just a domestic'.
Im lucky to still be alive...
Big hugs and thankyou for putting this out in the open ♥️♥️♥️

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 4h

The only one who could ever reach me was a Son of A Preacher Man

a man with a scarf around his neck is holding a knife in his hand .

ALT: a man with a scarf around his neck is holding a knife in his hand .

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 4h

That's a good one 🤣

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 4h

I could reply with 'Living Next Door To Alice' or ' Alice's Restaurant ' but I can't be assed 🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 5h

That one rock will be checkmate!

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 5h

of Drink Me?

🎶 go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall🎶

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 5h

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 5h

Not sure about lucky....I think they'd opened and been through the Doors of Perception.

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 5h

Nah! Put the rock through the neighbour's window...that should shut down the whole shitshow 🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 5h

I'm fucking hating the 'getting dark early' thing!

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 5h

AI is a cunt and we're allowing it
Those lacking critical thinking will be 'educated' by it
If it says black is white morons will believe it
I know a white hen is a woman in a white dress because AI said it was so...

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 5h

But, chickens are my people!

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 9h

Would always do the ceiling same or similar shade, makes the room feel complete.
Don't how where idea of ceilings always being white or cream came from but it's about time we dropped it.
As to which colour...depends on your natural light levels.