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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 5h

my youngest daughter was born 12 days past her due date and at some point around day 7 or 8 I started thinking "maybe she will never be born, maybe my wife will be pregnant forever" and anyway on to the 14th inning

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 6h

Longest postseason game is 18 innings, let's go for it gang

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 6h

it is so good when we can treat playoff baseball as something we are all enduring together like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 6h

they have grunge in their veins

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 7h

when i was a boy, ur starter threw 175 pitches and then shot down 8 kraut pilots over France

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 8h

The radio broadcast seems to think based on behavior in the dugout that Skubal is done

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 8h

if i was a GM I would simply build my entire pitching staff out of lefties that throw 100+mph

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 8h

I'm not a cranky old man, I just don't like the style of college students

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 8h

"That was just a terrible pitch"
- M's radio broadcast spitting truth

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 8h

u shouldn't be allowed to pull ur starter if he hasn't given up any runs

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 8h

men can be gay, bi, or scared

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10h

the funniest part is I started typing this out intending to defend yellow bell and then realized I played myself

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10h

less hate?

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10h

there was a time in my life when I bought a yellow bell every time I went to the store and my roommate, a chef, made fun of me for it

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10h

I think we can all agree, without hyperbole, that this is the single most embarrassing thing a US president has ever done

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10h

So we can be thankful for that at least

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 11h

oh I hope it goes to Mary Mac's Tea Room

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 12h

I really love the Imaginary Democrats that take bold actions just because they are both popular and good

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 12h

How is this a business?

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 15h

There will be elections, my concern is that there will also be ICE agents snatching non-white people near the polls in competitive districts, and I'm not sure what to do to stop that from happening.

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 15h

very inclusive of you to say "people" need to stop doing this thing that only men do, this is why you are feminist champion

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18h

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 17h

that's also what I say about transphobia

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 17h

how can you expect your memes to break through and get you a job with his campaign when his social team is crushing it like this??

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 18h

unfortunately yelling at people online is all that gives my life meaning

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