Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social
Not really Bartolo Colon
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I hear those things are awfully fake.
I promise I'm not on the take!
Is there a chance I'd shoot my head?
Not on your life, my lonesome friend!
What about perverted guys?
The porno will be customized!
I promise I'm not on the take!
Is there a chance I'd shoot my head?
Not on your life, my lonesome friend!
What about perverted guys?
The porno will be customized!
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I hear those things are awfully fake.
I promise I'm not on the take!
Is there a chance I'd shoot my head?
Not on your life, my lonesome friend!
What about perverted guys?
The porno will be customized!
I promise I'm not on the take!
Is there a chance I'd shoot my head?
Not on your life, my lonesome friend!
What about perverted guys?
The porno will be customized!
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
the vast majority of Americans are on Epstein's island with an ar-15
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
the vast majority of Americans are on Epstein's island with an ar-15
Dude, where's my car, Charlie Brown?
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Dude, where's my car, Charlie Brown?
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I don't know why my brain works* this way
*"works"
*"works"
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I don't know why my brain works* this way
*"works"
*"works"
the woke mob doesn't want to admit this is what peak performance looks like
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the woke mob doesn't want to admit this is what peak performance looks like
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“"I was never one who looked at success as bad. For me, success was always good. I loved it, and still do." — Zohran Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“"I was never one who looked at success as bad. For me, success was always good. I loved it, and still do." — Zohran Mamdani
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Spotify is helping ICE recruit more agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities. Stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops running ads for ICE: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Spotify is helping ICE recruit more agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities. Stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops running ads for ICE: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky
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A lot of people suddenly horrified by the normalization of nazi symbols after backing Oysterman Totenkopf's bid for senate
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A lot of people suddenly horrified by the normalization of nazi symbols after backing Oysterman Totenkopf's bid for senate
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
if you had your own version of grok, what obviously untrue compliment would you want it programmed to always give you? id make it say I have the best social media handle that everyone understands and finds hilarious
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
if you had your own version of grok, what obviously untrue compliment would you want it programmed to always give you? id make it say I have the best social media handle that everyone understands and finds hilarious
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the “anti-fascist popular front” is big enough to include actual fascists (MTG) but not the most vulnerable targets of fascism (trans people, migrants), because they’re not actually trying to construct an anti-fascist popular front.
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
the “anti-fascist popular front” is big enough to include actual fascists (MTG) but not the most vulnerable targets of fascism (trans people, migrants), because they’re not actually trying to construct an anti-fascist popular front.
the only job Larry Summers can get now is president
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the only job Larry Summers can get now is president
found @beckyhammer.bsky.social 's alt
(alexandria is gondor)
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
found @beckyhammer.bsky.social 's alt
Nobody else in the office is mad at the guy who microwaves fish?
Problematic rage gap.
Problematic rage gap.
Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?
Problematic sage gap.
Problematic sage gap.
Somebody's taken out an entire chapter of your book?
Problematic page gap.
Problematic page gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Nobody else in the office is mad at the guy who microwaves fish?
Problematic rage gap.
Problematic rage gap.
the most correct opinion ever expressed on Bluesky
Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the most correct opinion ever expressed on Bluesky
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ok apparently it is real and uh yeah i think we broke something in the simulation
www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...
www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
ok apparently it is real and uh yeah i think we broke something in the simulation
www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...
www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...
guys David is very busy this time of year, do not wait to the last minute. u can place ur order at [email protected]
Thanksgiving is coming soon so please make sure you've placed your turkey order with @davidjroth.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2020/10/08/d...
A Disrupted Thanksgiving Leaves the Turkey Business Guessing (Published 2020)
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
guys David is very busy this time of year, do not wait to the last minute. u can place ur order at [email protected]
there has to be at least 1 woman on Bsky who left her high-powered job to marry a Christmas tree farmer who loses money bc he donates too much to the local orphanage
Hi! Working on story for Bustle on women who left their big city corporate jobs for "Hallmark" lives, i.e., moved to a small town to open a bookstore, left finance for farm life, dumped a Bay Area tech gig to become a florist, etc. If that's you, I'd love to talk! DMs open, [email protected]
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
there has to be at least 1 woman on Bsky who left her high-powered job to marry a Christmas tree farmer who loses money bc he donates too much to the local orphanage
With the focus on AI weapons they want to skip to the part when the product kills lots of children in developing nations
AI firms must be clear on risks or repeat tobacco’s mistakes, says Anthropic chief
AI firms must be clear on risks or repeat tobacco’s mistakes, says Anthropic chief
Artificial intelligence will become smarter than ‘most or all humans in most or all ways’, says Dario Amodei
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Artificial intelligence companies must be transparent about the risks posed by their products or risk repeating the mistakes of tobacco and opioid companies, according to the chief executive of the AI startup Anthropic.
Dario Amodei, who runs the US company behind the Claude chatbot, said he believed AI will become smarter than “most or all humans in most or all ways” and urged his peers to “call it as you see it”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
With the focus on AI weapons they want to skip to the part when the product kills lots of children in developing nations
I don't like to tell other people how to live, but I think more guys should try only sleeping with adults who actually want to fuck them
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I don't like to tell other people how to live, but I think more guys should try only sleeping with adults who actually want to fuck them
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
new poll finds 29% of Americans are pro-murder
Only 29% of Americans support using the U.S. military to kill suspected drug traffickers without a judge or court being involved, a rebuke of President Donald Trump's strikes in the Caribbean and eastern Pacific Ocean, a Reuters/Ipsos poll found.
www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
new poll finds 29% of Americans are pro-murder