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have we reached the point where his postseason failures outweigh his regular season accomplishments enough to keep him out of the HoF? probably not, but it's fun to keep bringing up his postseason failures.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

If you have a beautiful penis you can jack off wherever you want

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1d

that's middle English, the language evolved during the reign of Henry VIII when the word started being used more frequently

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1d

I find it reassuring after the first 60 days for my employer to publicly announce they have no plans to fire me

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1d

after Rosario got his hit, the Jay's radio guys said "and Aaron Boone looks like a genius" and that must be some of that Canadian politeness

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1d

they should just call him Cam

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1d

I think if someone is a great coach, they should be coaching high school, teaching history, and making sure their players don't grow up to be shitheads

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1d

ur haters are sick about it

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's fun that we have to guess if the president is saying something because he's a liar, because his advisors are liars, or because of his dementia

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1d

this is a great reminder that we should all be praying for jk Rowling to get kidney stones

Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 1d

Dolly Parton has been a good person all her life. She does so many kind things for people. Compare that to someone like JK Rowling who wakes up every day and decides to be an absolute asshole.

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