Phenomenology of Spirit Halloween
@latimeriidae.bsky.social
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Bikes, neuro, community broadband, US Civil War, constantly tempted to make annoying music again, TTRPGs. He/ him, punch/ Nazis. No TERFs. Optimism hobbyist. Semper fastidio, non miror
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latimeriidae.bsky.social
Make connections, block the jerks, post Alf dick, embrace cringe, use alt text, be excellent to each other.
latimeriidae.bsky.social
That early line “there are elves and there are elves” is funny because some elves are weird little guys that throw magical keggers in Mirkwood and some elves are older than the sun, taller than an NBA center, and can literally kill you by singing.
latimeriidae.bsky.social
I never

ever

thought I’d be looking at the goddamn Catholic Church - not a few local priests or a liberal German sect but the actual Pope - as a beacon of reason but here we are.
latimeriidae.bsky.social
Hegseth is out there acting like he’s George C Scott as George S Patton but the only thing he’s got in common with either is the love of a stiff drink.
latimeriidae.bsky.social
Lolllllllllllll

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latimeriidae.bsky.social
Hahaha I’m just playing.

Tho it makes my face scrunch up every time I hear someone call a race like we aren’t both watching the same guy blast corners
latimeriidae.bsky.social
Hahahaha don’t make the New England Cyclocross Commentator Error and think just cause Robin wins crits he can’t drive!
latimeriidae.bsky.social
I like the epic non-evo because it’s super light and I love XC bikes with BMX handling, but the evo is a bit more general purpose.
latimeriidae.bsky.social
I love LOTR but Fellowship is by far the best of the three - Two Towers did very weird things with the characters and Return of the King was 30 solid minutes of hobbits crying and saying goodbye.
latimeriidae.bsky.social
Holy shit that is some “I’m Not Mad, I’m Disappointed: You’re Too Stupid For Formal Heresy” level rebuking
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These scripts are GREAT and these calls are EASY and ESSENTIAL. Call your senators and reps today and tell them to vote against ANY bill that contains cuts to trans health care.

#DidThisToday
threnody.bsky.social
so: what do we need you to do? two things.

1.call your D/I senators. find contact info here: reps.fyi

what do we need you to say? try the call script below. adapt it; make it your own! there are bailout points written in, in case you get nervous. but please *call.* 🧵
Hi, my name is [YOUR NAME] and I'm one of Senator [THEIR NAME]'s constituents. House Republicans are trying to insert a multiple articles of anti-trans legislation, including a full transgender healthcare funding ban, into the F-Y '26 budget. I'm calling to tell the Senator to stand up for trans Americans and vote NO on any bill with that language. This IS worth forcing a shutdown.

[you can stop here at 0:20 if you want to bail out—but it's better if you don't]

This care funding ban follows the map the G-O-P charted while attacking abortion. Democrats lost that fight by giving in to the G-O-P an inch at a time. Giving an inch at a time on trans care will devastate trans Americans and it'll get Democrats nothing in return but contempt.

[you can stop here at 0:40 if you want to bail out—but it's better if you don't] 

Right now, the most popular Democrat in the U-S, [Zo-RAHN Mom-DA-nee], is campaigning on making trans healthcare cheaper and easier to access, and he's only got more good will because of it.

[you can stop here at 0:50 if you want to bail out—but it's better if you don't] 

I'm asking the Senator to refuse to allow any anti-trans language including a healthcare ban in the F-Y '26 bill. Do not vote for any bill with that language. This IS worth forcing a shutdown. Standing with trans people is the right thing to do and it's politically smart. Voters and donors show up for Democrats who fight.
latimeriidae.bsky.social
Using more computing power than we had for the moon landing, I am able to sound like 4 sixteen year olds from Indiana in 1997
latimeriidae.bsky.social
Yes

And cigarettes
And weed
And whatever the fuck is going on with people smelling like a strawberry car freshener
latimeriidae.bsky.social
Hahaha nothing like cannibalizing a coalition over the dumbest possible takes
latimeriidae.bsky.social
lol I feel like it’s weirdly controversial!

Like I don’t want to smell you INSIDE, but I thought that would summon the “bike lanes are ableist” crew again
latimeriidae.bsky.social
I have no idea who that kid is but she rules so hard
latimeriidae.bsky.social
I caught up with our hero after the race, where she was sitting next to the course with her parents and stuffing handfuls of grass into her lap and shorts saying LOOK AT ALL THIS MONEY I HAVE and she is indeed the richest of us all
latimeriidae.bsky.social
SHE RODE IT

JUST LIKE

FUCKIN STOMPED IT OUT

SHE IS DEAD LAST

NO ONE ELSE IN SIGHT

SHE DOES NOT CARE

THAT DOES NOT MATTER

NOTHING MATTERS

ONLY SHREDDING
latimeriidae.bsky.social
The smallest ones have to stop at the barriers, put their bike over, climb over, then repeat the process

It’s amazing

It takes like 30 seconds

They do not care

Only ripping the course with their friends matters
latimeriidae.bsky.social
SHE RODE IT

JUST LIKE

FUCKIN STOMPED IT OUT

SHE IS DEAD LAST

NO ONE ELSE IN SIGHT

SHE DOES NOT CARE

THAT DOES NOT MATTER

NOTHING MATTERS

ONLY SHREDDING
latimeriidae.bsky.social
Also they talk to and encourage one another on course - the older kids especially with the younger ones.

Definitely worlds away from the middle aged dudes who shriek ON YOUR LEFT before divebombing a corner
latimeriidae.bsky.social
Juniors on course now and it’s never less incredible to watch a 6 year old on a 20” bike rip the same hill as the elites.
latimeriidae.bsky.social
lol slow leak on the way to the race + more riding in the last 2 days than in the last 2 months = 🪦🪦🪦