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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town
@lchupacabra.bsky.social
Cat5 elite, Spirit of gravel past, decaf enjoyer, trash food appreciator, tallbike enthusiast, look pro; go slow. Always anti-fascist.
Pinned
Me on Bluesky:
"I don't even see the code anymore. I just see shitpost, shitpost, shitpost."
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Dear "Brands",
One black friday email is fine. Any more than that and you're veering off into "catching these hands" territory.
Sincerely,
Everyone
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I think we've all either had this boss or interviewed with this person
Severance had a very weird scene where someone applies for a job at a door factory, and the interviewer is bizarrely passionate about doors and expects him to be as well. Apparently it's based on a real experience.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Not pictured: the bike lane creating the gridlock
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We could have been a country
Day #168: The Exciting World of the Metric System (1976)
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Canadian syrup thieves gotta start upping their game
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Your friendly reminder that Salvation Army is extremely homophobic. Also they brought a truck into Chicago to feed ICE agents to give them the energy to shoot more priests in the faces with paintballs. Many more worthy charities out there.
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Shit like this makes me so mad
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Dead Milkmen
Uncle Tupelo
House Of Pain
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I had an '81 as my first car. I still think about that car
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better be able to make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better be a General Products No. 2 hull with FTL
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better be drawn by four matched blood bays and come with a coachman and two postboys in livery
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Happy Turkey Drop Day!

youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ?...
WKRP Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Brian Henigin
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hey y'all just sayin that xmas is right around the corner
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I stand by my sock height hot takes
“special redaction project” and it’s just me deleting my old posts about bicycle sock length
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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~ LAST MINUTE ~

bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss

10am sharp | no drop

starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza

please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...

#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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These are the only boys in blue I’m respecting 😤😤
August 9, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Pie is a dumpling
Is a pie a sandwich?
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I EXIST DAMMIT
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Lol I'm gonna keep track of this like the Festive 500. Only 128km left to ride till I can close out the strava Nov. 800km challenge
a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM