L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town
@lchupacabra.bsky.social
Cat5 elite, Spirit of gravel past, decaf enjoyer, trash food appreciator, tallbike enthusiast, look pro; go slow. Always anti-fascist.
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Me on Bluesky:
"I don't even see the code anymore. I just see shitpost, shitpost, shitpost."
"I don't even see the code anymore. I just see shitpost, shitpost, shitpost."
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
Dear "Brands",
One black friday email is fine. Any more than that and you're veering off into "catching these hands" territory.
Sincerely,
Everyone
One black friday email is fine. Any more than that and you're veering off into "catching these hands" territory.
Sincerely,
Everyone
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dear "Brands",
One black friday email is fine. Any more than that and you're veering off into "catching these hands" territory.
Sincerely,
Everyone
One black friday email is fine. Any more than that and you're veering off into "catching these hands" territory.
Sincerely,
Everyone
I think we've all either had this boss or interviewed with this person
Severance had a very weird scene where someone applies for a job at a door factory, and the interviewer is bizarrely passionate about doors and expects him to be as well. Apparently it's based on a real experience.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think we've all either had this boss or interviewed with this person
Not pictured: the bike lane creating the gridlock
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Not pictured: the bike lane creating the gridlock
We could have been a country
Day #168: The Exciting World of the Metric System (1976)
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
We could have been a country
Canadian syrup thieves gotta start upping their game
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Canadian syrup thieves gotta start upping their game
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Your friendly reminder that Salvation Army is extremely homophobic. Also they brought a truck into Chicago to feed ICE agents to give them the energy to shoot more priests in the faces with paintballs. Many more worthy charities out there.
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Your friendly reminder that Salvation Army is extremely homophobic. Also they brought a truck into Chicago to feed ICE agents to give them the energy to shoot more priests in the faces with paintballs. Many more worthy charities out there.
Shit like this makes me so mad
Endowing a faculty position runs about $2–3 million, in case you were wondering
LSU confirms Kelly was fired 'without cause' and is owed his full $54 million buyout
Former LSU coach Brian Kelly has received a letter from LSU confirming that he was fired without cause and is owed his full $54 million buyout.
apnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Shit like this makes me so mad
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Dead Milkmen
Uncle Tupelo
House Of Pain
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Dead Milkmen
Uncle Tupelo
House Of Pain
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Dead Milkmen
Uncle Tupelo
House Of Pain
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Dead Milkmen
Uncle Tupelo
House Of Pain
I had an '81 as my first car. I still think about that car
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I had an '81 as my first car. I still think about that car
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better be able to make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better be a General Products No. 2 hull with FTL
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better be drawn by four matched blood bays and come with a coachman and two postboys in livery
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better be able to make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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Hey y'all just sayin that xmas is right around the corner
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hey y'all just sayin that xmas is right around the corner
I stand by my sock height hot takes
“special redaction project” and it’s just me deleting my old posts about bicycle sock length
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I stand by my sock height hot takes
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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~ LAST MINUTE ~
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
~ LAST MINUTE ~
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
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These are the only boys in blue I’m respecting 😤😤
August 9, 2023 at 2:06 AM
These are the only boys in blue I’m respecting 😤😤
Pie is a dumpling
Is a pie a sandwich?
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Pie is a dumpling
I EXIST DAMMIT
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I EXIST DAMMIT
Lol I'm gonna keep track of this like the Festive 500. Only 128km left to ride till I can close out the strava Nov. 800km challenge
a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Lol I'm gonna keep track of this like the Festive 500. Only 128km left to ride till I can close out the strava Nov. 800km challenge