Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Ex Sociology adjunct turned Accounting nerd. North of Boston, near witches. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him. Aurë entuluva.
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“Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Everyday, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the Men’s store. A catnap in your office chair. Or a long ride on a beautiful day followed by spicy seafood ramen.”
A big bow of insanely spicy seafood ramen
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rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
NIXON: this, uh, “frog guy”…

EHRLICHMAN: yes

NIXON: it’s all the networks! gyrating like that - in front of kids! despicable, (inaudible) kissinger’s people

HALDEMAN: we’re looking into it, sir
malaclypse.bsky.social
Ask yourself why ABC/CBS/CNN don't run this story this way.
thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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jfruh.bsky.social
hey this reminds me. remember how early on DOGE fired the whole team that sets the federal poverty level every year, and it turned out that team had been doing it since the concept was invented and nobody else knew how, and lots of things rely on that number. was there any follow up to that
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rds773.bsky.social
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
A cool thing about building foundries to make microchips is it takes like a decade for the factory to be built and then actually break even.

And pretty much as soon as it breaks even, it is already in need of expensive and lengthy overhauling.

Taiwan makes half of the world's semiconductors.
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serialbookseller.bsky.social
When my wife and her nurses union were on strike four years ago, James came from the other side of the state to walk the line with them.
leftistlawyer.com
Letitia James is a former public defender and public advocate. She's spent most of her career on the side of the marginalized and underprivileged. And let's be honest: Trump is attacking her because he doesn't want Black women in positions of authority in this country.
malaclypse.bsky.social
Charlie Kirk and Principal Jesus were on the ranch riding horsies and I saw one of the horsey and the horsey looked at me!
Charlie Kirk and Principal Jesus were in the ranch riding horsies and I saw one of the horsey and the horsey looked at me!
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davekarpf.bsky.social
It's a real failure of Blueskyism that Chris Cillizza was never bullied off of this site.
Chris Cillizza, Chris Cillizza'ing all over the place.
malaclypse.bsky.social
Isn't the distinction between "hostages" and "prisoners" an interesting one?
fintwitter.bsky.social
Israel’s Government Approves Deal For Hamas To Release Remaining Hostages In Gaza In Exchange For Over 2,000 Prisoners, Advancing Peace Agreement Terms
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jamisonfoser.bsky.social
this is table stakes for anyone who enjoys seeing themselves as a leader of a political party or movement

you do not want to be running in a Democratic primary as the guy who was like "sure Trump has his flaws but let's not go overboard with our criticism." Not next year, not in 2028, not ever.
gregsargent.bsky.social
This is good, from Hakeem Jeffries. More of this please, in every conceivable forum:

"Sycophants who aid and abet the President’s vengeful schemes will not be able to hide from the serious legal consequences of their behavior. They will be held accountable."
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craigmranapia.bsky.social
Damn. That is exactly the cool, measured low tone of voice my late grandmother used on me and my cousins to put us on notice that we'd crossed a line and the consequences would be... disagreeable.

Full marks. No notes.
newyorkstateag.bsky.social
This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
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cosmicrami.com
What a beautiful way to say goodbye.

Also 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Rest well, Manolo! You deserve it, little mate.
weratedogs.com
This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all
malaclypse.bsky.social
I'd ask why the other dude has a Hitler mustache, but some questions answer themselves.
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djl.bsky.social
To paraphrase Raylan Givens, if you insist everyone you meet is a liar, odds are you're the liar.
atrupar.com
Kristi Noem: "I was in Portland and met with the governor and mayor and chief of police and superintendent of the highway patrol. They are all lying and disingenuous and dishonest people. Because as soon as you leave the room, then they make the exact opposite response."
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malaclypse.bsky.social
Wait, that was a thing before today?
malaclypse.bsky.social
To go back to my VU example, long ago I saw an interview where someone asked Lou Reed what he thought his legacy was, and he answered "well, I'm probably responsible for more people trying heroin than any other person who has ever lived" and honestly, fair.
malaclypse.bsky.social
Unsurprisingly, no DJ ever had this song.
malaclypse.bsky.social
When my child was in kindergarten, I taught them that, at any school event where a DJ took requests, this was the song they should ask for.
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crampell.bsky.social
Republicans have had 15 years to come up with an Obamacare replacement plan. They still haven’t
atrupar.com
Thune: "The president would like to overhaul Obamacare and give people health insurance that is higher quality and more affordable."