Panda Bernstein
@j4years.bsky.social
Hong Kong Jewy
Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America.
Time Zones may vary.
Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America.
Time Zones may vary.
Hey Siri
Did anything noteworthy and bad happen to Jews before 1948?
Did anything noteworthy and bad happen to Jews before 1948?
February 17, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Hey Siri
Did anything noteworthy and bad happen to Jews before 1948?
Did anything noteworthy and bad happen to Jews before 1948?
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February 17, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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Ten million MAGA cultists: “haha, Trump has been completely cleared, CHECKMATE LIBS”
Trump: I have nothing to hide. I have been exonerated. I have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. I have been totally exonerated on Epstein.
February 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Ten million MAGA cultists: “haha, Trump has been completely cleared, CHECKMATE LIBS”
At first I thought the MAGAites would just lie and say “nuh-uh!” but upon reflection I realized that their real take will be “who cares?”
Pol Pot killed 3 million people. Vought and Musk have him beat three times over.
As a direct result of the obscene actions of Russell Vought and Elon Musk in destroying USAID, we can expect “at least 9.4 million additional deaths by 2030, if the current funding trend continues.
About 2.5 million of those deaths are projected to be children under the age of 5.”
About 2.5 million of those deaths are projected to be children under the age of 5.”
February 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
At first I thought the MAGAites would just lie and say “nuh-uh!” but upon reflection I realized that their real take will be “who cares?”
CBS: Children Battering Supporters
CBS Quietly Decides to Retain Peter Attia as Contributor Despite Epstein Fallout, Network Staffers Say
CBS Quietly Decides to Retain Peter Attia as Contributor Despite Epstein Fallout, Network Staffers Say
Attia was introduced by Bari Weiss in late January as a new CBS contibutor only to be featured in the Epstein documents tranche released by the DOJ days later.
The post CBS Quietly Decides to Retain Peter Attia as Contributor Despite Epstein Fallout, Network Staffers Say first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
February 17, 2026 at 1:20 AM
CBS: Children Battering Supporters
🎶 the cirrrrrrcle of life 🎶 (chokes on a highly tariffed banana)
Her family was stripped of German citizenship by the Nazis because they were Jewish. She came to the USA and built a life and family here. And after the 2nd election of Trump, she and her family are reclaiming their German citizenship.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89ERAnx/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89ERAnx/
At 103, Holocaust survivor Ruth Gruenthal has reclaimed the German citizenship the Nazi regime stripped from her because she was Jewish.
TikTok video by DW News
www.tiktok.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
🎶 the cirrrrrrcle of life 🎶 (chokes on a highly tariffed banana)
At least as they’re dying of preventable diseases, Trump voters won’t have to look at any trans people being treated with decency.
February 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
At least as they’re dying of preventable diseases, Trump voters won’t have to look at any trans people being treated with decency.
Who’s up jestergooning their jogging moids?
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Who’s up jestergooning their jogging moids?
Honestly, at this point it’s impossible to tell just based on face value. As they used to say at at Tigers games, “CAN’T TELL WHO’S WHO WITHOUT A PROGRAM”
/2 Okay I’m so used to GOP reps it didn’t even OCCUR to me this guy might be a Democrat making a joke.
February 16, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Honestly, at this point it’s impossible to tell just based on face value. As they used to say at at Tigers games, “CAN’T TELL WHO’S WHO WITHOUT A PROGRAM”
Tell me more about the Christian faith of my ancestors
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Tell me more about the Christian faith of my ancestors
It was bad enough when Ayn Rand was the fantasy writer all the billionaires wanted to convert to reality
But now they’ve all moved on to fucking Robert Heinlein
But now they’ve all moved on to fucking Robert Heinlein
I have just enough understanding of the science and factory production to know a) not only how absurd it is to build a satellite factory on the moon but also b) how pointless. It's amazing people still report this as anything but idiot fantasy www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/t...
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It was bad enough when Ayn Rand was the fantasy writer all the billionaires wanted to convert to reality
But now they’ve all moved on to fucking Robert Heinlein
But now they’ve all moved on to fucking Robert Heinlein
Are you FUCKING kidding me
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Are you FUCKING kidding me
Is anyone able to stage an intervention for Cenk
February 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Is anyone able to stage an intervention for Cenk
At this point all the MAGAites that claimed to be “free speech advocates” should be flogged with a wet noodle.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
At this point all the MAGAites that claimed to be “free speech advocates” should be flogged with a wet noodle.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
At some point someone needs to start cataloguing, in real time, everyone murdered by the Trump Administration
Cops are great
Also: guillotines are the moderate solution
Also: guillotines are the moderate solution
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
At some point someone needs to start cataloguing, in real time, everyone murdered by the Trump Administration
If Democrats don’t run this clip *everywhere*, they deserve to lose.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 4:19 AM
If Democrats don’t run this clip *everywhere*, they deserve to lose.
In case you needed a reminder of what kind of people run the Babylon Bee
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
In case you needed a reminder of what kind of people run the Babylon Bee
Reposted by Panda Bernstein
The people who were willing to justify shooting up a random pizza parlor sure are quiet now
So, like, are the QAnon folks reacting at all to discovering that Trump’s inner circle is basically just Jeffrey Epstein’s rolodex, or have they found some delusional way to explain it all away? (The question is largely rhetorical.)
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The people who were willing to justify shooting up a random pizza parlor sure are quiet now
It’s really insane to watch people with power debase themselves before this fragile President while common folks stand up to him.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 PM
It’s really insane to watch people with power debase themselves before this fragile President while common folks stand up to him.
the Bad Place: where you can get your antisemitism from the left as much as from the right
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
the Bad Place: where you can get your antisemitism from the left as much as from the right
This picture should be *everywhere*
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
This picture should be *everywhere*
Billionaire supports not taxing billionaires
STOP THE PRESSES
STOP THE PRESSES
The Washington Trump-Post says Democrats will lose voters by taxing the rich, all the polls show otherwise www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Trump is making voters uneasy. Democrats are pushing them away.
Punishing the wealthy might make Democrats feel good, but it won’t convince many voters.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Billionaire supports not taxing billionaires
STOP THE PRESSES
STOP THE PRESSES
I assume they’re building some horrifying new ICE camp they don’t want you to see yet.
NEW: All flights to and from El Paso airport in Texas halted for 10 days for 'special security reasons,' FAA says.
All flights to and from El Paso airport in Texas halted for 10 days for 'security reasons'
The FAA notice covers the airspace over El Paso and the neighboring community of Santa Teresa, New Mexico.
nbcnews.to
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I assume they’re building some horrifying new ICE camp they don’t want you to see yet.
Maybe real bonus was the friends they made along the way
Whenever an ICE agent whines about not getting his blood bonus, an angel gets a boner. LMAOOO
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Maybe real bonus was the friends they made along the way