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Hong Kong Jewy

Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America.

Time Zones may vary.
"Bring back an America where everyone can get lung cancer and skin cancer at a young age"
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Honestly, I'm mostly surprised the Trump Administration hasn't hired Joseph Rakofsky (remember him?) yet.

www.abajournal.com/news/article...
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
There’s a name for the place you’ll find Alan Dershowitz and Dana Loesch
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I just want to point out: this guy's name is, perfectly, "Brock"
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Color me shocked that it’s all a grift
Tucker Carlson says central banks are a scam and the U.S. dollar is “doomed.” Now he has launched a precious-metals company. on.wsj.com/4oetlFa
Tucker Carlson Is Joining the Gold Rush
The former Fox News host has launched a precious-metals company
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Alll of these politicians, corporations, schools and law firms who capitulated to Trump are going to look worse and worse as time goes on.
New in PN: Dems win key messaging battles against Trump

"Trump’s actions are often explained as if they are all part of some big master plan, but recent days have shown him to be incredibly erratic. Dems across the ideological spectrum are taking him on and emerging stronger for it."
Dems win key messaging battles against Trump
Dems across the ideological spectrum are taking him on and emerging stronger.
www.publicnotice.co
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Lock.

Them.

Up.

(And remember: “just following orders” is not a defense)
Absolutely horrific. ICE detained and abducted a minor—a high school student—who the family identified as a US citizen.

ICE is terrorizing our communities—I’m fighting for answers and accountability. This is just wrong.
ICE arrests McMinnville High School student during Friday lunch period
Family told local news the 17-year-old is a U.S. citizen.
www.opb.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“1-2% of each generation”

Mighty small generations, I guess
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Good lord, that sub-header

Dunning-Kruger, years of drug use and a brain worm.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story:
The Most Powerful Man in Science
Why is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. so convinced he’s right?
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A movie or TV show that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Presumably, Trump sides with whoever is the last person he talked to.
to whom it may concern in the national media: it is perhaps worth further investigation that the answer to “who is in charge of foreign policy” appears to be whoever is currently answering the phone

or that we do not, in fact, appear to have any coherent foreign policy
State Dept. Spokesperson now refuting GOP and Dem senators’ account of their joint briefing from Rubio - and claiming the 28 point plan IS authored by the US.

Hard to believe several senators would have fundamentally misunderstood what Rubio told them.

Breathtakingly dysfunctional government.
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m trying to think of any company that’s trashed its own brand as quickly and thoroughly as The Washington Post.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
why did i log back in. WHY DID I LOG BACK IN. www.telos.news/p/part-2-she...
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Trumpers are slowly finding out what the rest of us have known for years: Trump has no principle other than wanting people to kiss his ass
Truth Social users are not happy with Trump on this one.

“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Go, party of limited government, go!

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/t...
Sean Duffy Wants You to Stop Wearing PJs on the Plane
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I am assuming the next step is bringing back leeches as primary medical care
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Why didn’t Germans refuse illegal orders?” they asked.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Lock.
Them.
Up.
ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
It’s Christmas, Hong Kong mall style!
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
AIR TRAVEL DRESS CODE was also not on my 2025 bingo card.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
That’s actually technically true, even if not in the way he means
Lutnick: "You are going to see jobs numbers in the second half of next year that are gonna blow you away"
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am grateful every day that the Chinese government is treating American residents here differently than America is treating Chinese residents there.

I can’t believe I live in a world where that’s the case.
christ almighty
"A Chinese immigrant was found dead in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention, with his hands and feet tied behind him, an attorney has alleged."

www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Hey Siri, can an proclamation (that is not a duly executed law) pre-empt state laws?
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Even in a crazy world, this is NUTS

“Police officers found Greene bound with black zip ties, her shirt pulled over her head, and the political slurs scrawled across her torso.”

“Prosecutors say nearly every detail was fabricated.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Bringing back Imperialism
After Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum rejected Trump’s offer to start U.S. strikes against cartels on Mexican soil...

men arrived in a boat at a beach in northeast Mexico and installed signs that say the U.S. Department of Defense is restricting access to the land

Reports @cbsnews.com
Warning signs appear on Mexican beach declaring area restricted by U.S. as Mexico rejects Trump offer to strike cartels
The signs read in English and Spanish, "Warning: Restricted Area," and had been declared restricted by "the commander."
www.cbsnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM