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Panda Bernstein
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Hong Kong Jewy

Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America.

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Ugh

I knew multiple guys like Fine at Hebrew school

They were trash human beings then, and trash human beings now
February 17, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I assume and hope so

But I don’t have the energy to look anymore

Because I’m so often wrong n that assumption
February 17, 2026 at 8:52 AM
In a year Fox News will be attacking people for not being in the Epstein Files.
February 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
…other option is to come here to Hong Kong and taste some *amazing* high-end food
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 AM
So much thoughtful spending

bsky.app/profile/dear...
So far it looks like Trump, Noem, and operation metro surge drained Minneapolis alone—not yet counting St. Paul, Bloomington, etc.— $203 million. This was a MAGA Trump assault on an American blue city. Nothing more. Start seeing it.

www.fox9.com/news/operati...
Operation Metro Surge cost Minneapolis at least $203 million, city officials say
Minneapolis officials have released an estimated tab on what Operation Metro Surge has cost city residents so far.
www.fox9.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
And they can take pride in where the money went

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The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.

open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Until he got a clavicular injury
February 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
It’s right there: “WWJJ” (who would Jesus jestergoon)
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I know. All these young people are streets behind.
February 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Argh, I know

Not coming through the US this year either
February 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The show transcends some absolute miscasting. Some of the best songs of any musical.

youtu.be/nJq7J2uzSlc?...
Guys and Dolls 1955 Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat
YouTube video by nicely D
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Holy crap

I’ve been indoors all day
February 14, 2026 at 9:33 AM