Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Ex Sociology adjunct turned Accounting nerd. North of Boston, near witches. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him. Enjoy every sandwich. Aurë entuluva.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Essex
Mine is the Essex
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Essex
Mine is the Essex
This sign was up at a local UCC for months.
January 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This sign was up at a local UCC for months.
And educational!
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
And educational!
It's always this:
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
It's always this:
What is good in life? Freezing rain that stops 20 minutes before needing to leave for work. Also turkeys.
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 PM
What is good in life? Freezing rain that stops 20 minutes before needing to leave for work. Also turkeys.
You are no better than this:
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
You are no better than this:
First as farce, now as tragedy...
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
First as farce, now as tragedy...
What is good in life? An ice and snow covered trail, free of anybody else’s tire track, tires capable of pulling this off, and at the end of the ride, hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks.
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
What is good in life? An ice and snow covered trail, free of anybody else’s tire track, tires capable of pulling this off, and at the end of the ride, hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks.
Did not break 6,000 miles, but came close:
December 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Did not break 6,000 miles, but came close:
For a brief, glorious moment, IKEA sold amazing panniers perfectly sized for groceries for 5 bucks each, and I wish I had bought dozens (blue front panniers)
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
For a brief, glorious moment, IKEA sold amazing panniers perfectly sized for groceries for 5 bucks each, and I wish I had bought dozens (blue front panniers)
Runner up was the Third Wheel bikepacking trip to Winter Island.
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Runner up was the Third Wheel bikepacking trip to Winter Island.
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
How I’m walking out of 2025