D. Salas
@branchspell.bsky.social
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Weird-book reader in New Jersey 🇺🇸🇨🇼🕎 Purveyor of Althussierian postcolonial horror with discard studies characteristics https://quarcoxa.itch.io he/him
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branchspell.bsky.social
About a year ago there was a post on r/paradox to the effect of “Jobs for Paradox Lovers?”
branchspell.bsky.social
Jedi is my favorite.
1. Interesting divergence into horror/sword and sorcery with the Jabba stuff
2. Luke at his absolute coolest
3. Arguably best vehicle design of the original trilogy
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
This isn't about honoring them so much as making the title meaningless for previous winners
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Trump hints that he's going to give Andy Ngo, Pizzagate Jack, and others at the antifa roundtable the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

"You have been amazing, you have been brave. You are real patriots. At some point, we will look into rewarding you with very important medals and honors."
branchspell.bsky.social
I remember getting a Mike Greenwell starting lineup figure as a kid. Was the first baseball player I knew by name. Rip
branchspell.bsky.social
It’s the perfect breakfast on the go
branchspell.bsky.social
I always felt cool for a second when the gym teacher called them “street shoes”
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ok-but-still.bsky.social
jerry seinfeld on the phone: you're at lake MUNGO?!
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mckay4senate.bsky.social
Book recommendations from fellow weirdos
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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dirte.net
dirté @dirte.net · May 9
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
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manningkrull.bsky.social
Let's see what's happening in the community
Screenshot from the New Orleans subreddit; the title is Louis Armstrong Beehive Crotch/Ass, and the pic is a zoomed in view of the lower torso and upper legs of a metal statue of a man wearing a suit, head not visible, and there's a small beehive attached squarely on his dick area. Arrow to the right indicates this is pic one of two. Pic two from the same New Orleans subreddit post; the pic is a zoomed in view of the back side of the metal statue, and there's a small beehive crammed right up in his butt area; one assumes this is connected to the beehive in the front; the bees found this nice recessed space that's protected from the weather and got to building.
branchspell.bsky.social
Shows different now. Can’t put my finger on it
branchspell.bsky.social
“Guy whose movies underperform at the box office” is the rocks main quality now
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IGN @ign.com · 3d
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson has issued a statement after The Smashing Machine became the Hollywood star's worst box office opening ever.
'You Can't Control Box Office Results' — Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Responds to The Smashing Machine's Disappointing Launch
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branchspell.bsky.social
Paul Thomas Anderson has to get jacked now
branchspell.bsky.social
People like to rip on the “world music” section but as a (very dorky) kid it represented fathomless mystery and exploration
branchspell.bsky.social
This shit was fire
helldude.bsky.social
the wave of weaponized nostalgia for 90s-style multiculturalism and political correctness is gonna hit different
branchspell.bsky.social
I’ve prepared my whole life for this moment
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bradlander.bsky.social
In this fragile world, Sukkot reminds us that safety comes best from solidarity, from making peace with neighbors, from being good hosts & guests, from sharing food, from remembering that we are small & precarious, from worshipping what is holy. Not from building walls and making war.
branchspell.bsky.social
Some fun entries for earths moon on wikipedias table of natural satellites
Discovery year: prehistoric; year announced: prehistory
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aedwardslevy.bsky.social
options Daedalus regrets not ordering
A menu offering "wings" with the custom option of "don't make."
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branchspell.bsky.social
Reading this with my fists clenched so hard my palms bleed
Sign on a fence at park: please remember these are KIDS; this is a GAME; parents should cheer for everyone; the officials are HUMAN; no college scholarships will be handed out today
branchspell.bsky.social
The absolute coolest remains being a catcher and rocketing it around the horn immediately after strike 3
branchspell.bsky.social
Taking a pitch and then grimacing as you reset outside the box has to be one of the top five coolest things you can do as a baseball player