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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 15m

new version of West Side Story about a mixed online/offline relationship, is this anything?

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 19m

The 2 genders...

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1h

Comrade Baby, potential title for a biopic about young Stalin

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1h

you can also ask them if they have plans for the one year anniversary of Aaron Judge dropping the ball in the World Series

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 9h

have we reached the point where his postseason failures outweigh his regular season accomplishments enough to keep him out of the HoF? probably not, but it's fun to keep bringing up his postseason failures.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17h

If you have a beautiful penis you can jack off wherever you want

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 11h

that's middle English, the language evolved during the reign of Henry VIII when the word started being used more frequently

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 11h

I find it reassuring after the first 60 days for my employer to publicly announce they have no plans to fire me

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 12h

after Rosario got his hit, the Jay's radio guys said "and Aaron Boone looks like a genius" and that must be some of that Canadian politeness

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 12h

they should just call him Cam

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 12h

I think if someone is a great coach, they should be coaching high school, teaching history, and making sure their players don't grow up to be shitheads

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 14h

ur haters are sick about it

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 16h

I think it's fun that we have to guess if the president is saying something because he's a liar, because his advisors are liars, or because of his dementia

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 16h

this is a great reminder that we should all be praying for jk Rowling to get kidney stones

Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16h

Dolly Parton has been a good person all her life. She does so many kind things for people. Compare that to someone like JK Rowling who wakes up every day and decides to be an absolute asshole.

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 16h

I think it's fun that we have to guess if the president is saying something because he's a liar, because his advisors are liars, or because of his dementia

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 17h

he continued, "never forget, these people burned our beautiful Reichstag"

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 17h

they were too busy thinking about if they could that they didn't stop to think about if they should

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 17h

the moth joke only the moth is sad bc antifa is destroying Portland and illegals are getting gender surgery

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 17h

He is old enough to not know who Bad Bunny is, though he should probably know that Puerto Rico is part of America

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

I am asking this question because I am genuinely interested in your thoughts. Do you feel like the deduction for dependents is the same as putting higher taxes on people who don't have kids? Or is it different enough from a Childless Person tax?

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

your powers are great and you are not to be trifled with

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

about a year ago, some asshole on X tweeted at some bigot "do you think the left will die on the hill of transgender?" and first of all, nice sentence construction dumbass, and second, hell yeah I can't think of a better hill for a fight bc if you run here you're just gonna run away forever

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

u gotta check out my new ai book, Ten Decades of Being Alone

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 21h

it's like when the Super Bowl halftime show finally stopped being old bands and became bands i liked and oh no my back hurts

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