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@biginsanehappy.bsky.social

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PSA: winter's coming. If you're horny, they're* horny. Let them inside.

*snowmen

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I don't know that Olivia Chow's seemingly perma-drunk temperament is right to be mayor of Toronto, but I dream of operating like that.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 15h

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 1d

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

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Toblerones are the Nepali flag of chocolate.

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Baptizing my snakes so they can get raptured with me.

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We'll never have equality between the sexes until they allow men to appear in yogurt commercials.

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Our country has the grossest national product.

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Going through a bit a rough patch. Come out to a comedy show and watch me work through it lol
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this is my favorite painting of any museum

an amateurish painting of a bigfoot walking in a forest with a UFO in the sky

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks, New Yorker

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Sorry for being so cryptid.

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I bet Ronald McDonald had regular sized feet.

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I imagine it probably feels pretty good being in a cult. No higher thought. Serene. Like a turtle or something.

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They don't call me weird at sex for nothing*

*they don't really call me that do they?

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I reckon I'm gonna be real sad and confused for awhile.

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For now ...

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Why did we clone Dolly the sheep and not Dolly the Parton?

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Don't give up.

KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 6d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Just got offered a bunch of money to do the Jabba's Palace Comedy Festival.

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Holes in socks are just a ploy by Big Toe.

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Too many mountains.