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bionicslingshot.bsky.social
Unassuming Local Guy
@bionicslingshot.bsky.social
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Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · Apr 5
Hurry up and hop in the car, buddy boy, we’re going antiquing today.
A man (specifically, the one who posted this skeet) is taking a mirror selfie in an absurd pose that’s meant to look casual but — upon the slightest of reflection — is clearly anything but. There’s one exposed nipple, which definitely happened by accident! He is wearing brown chinos and an unbuttoned, navy blue, short-sleeved, collared shirt. He’s standing in his home gym (a glorified spare bedroom) and there is a sparse scene behind him, consisting of a plain white wall and a weight bench.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 14m
Thank you!!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 17m
Why don’t you come kiss me about it?!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 18m
Still figuring that out!! How about you?
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 21m
Thank you!!!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 23m
Aw thank you 🥰🥰🥰
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 23m
Thanks!! 😍
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 23m
Thank youuuuu!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 23m
Thanks!!!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 24m
Thank youuuu!!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 24m
Thank you!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 24m
Thank youuu!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 24m
🥹💖
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 24m
Thank youuuuu!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 25m
PLEEEEEEZ
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 46m
Thank youuuuu!!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 46m
Thank you cutie 🥹💖
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 49m
Happy Sunday to you. 🌞
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
It is indeed!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
In your situation I would simply be incapable of functioning.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
Oh my *god*. 😮‍💨
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
Me
a white cat laying in a pile of leaves
ALT: a white cat laying in a pile of leaves
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
GORGEOUS
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
*extreme mouse puppet voice*

If I only cOoOuLd, I'd make a deal with God — two avocados for ten bucks 🎶
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2h
Ten THOUSAND percent 😂
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2h
Modern pop music could learn a thing or two from Amy Grant’s song, “Good for Me,” because not enough songs these days include a killer organ solo 3/4 of the way through.
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