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Unassuming Local Guy
@bionicslingshot.bsky.social
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Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · Apr 5
Hurry up and hop in the car, buddy boy, we’re going antiquing today.
A man (specifically, the one who posted this skeet) is taking a mirror selfie in an absurd pose that’s meant to look casual but — upon the slightest of reflection — is clearly anything but. There’s one exposed nipple, which definitely happened by accident! He is wearing brown chinos and an unbuttoned, navy blue, short-sleeved, collared shirt. He’s standing in his home gym (a glorified spare bedroom) and there is a sparse scene behind him, consisting of a plain white wall and a weight bench.
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Thanks to my own personal 1-900 Nintendo Tip Line (@hylian.bsky.social) I successfully beat the final-final-final boss of Octopath Traveler 0 tonight. 😅
February 18, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Ya know… I love the Octopath Traveler games, but I have never beaten the final final boss in any of them.

I get to that point and suddenly need to form a giant party that incudes every character I’ve spent 100 hours neglecting… and, well, I just give up. 🤪
February 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Spotted: a sales professional cosplaying as a finance professional (sometimes you just need to pull out the puffy vest).
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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I don’t always haunt the opera, but when I do, I hydrate.
A man takes a mirror selfie in a bathroom under pinkish lighting. He is wearing a white facial sheet mask that covers the upper half of his face and a black headband holding back short, slightly tousled hair. He has a mustache and short beard. He is dressed in a light-colored T-shirt with a simple graphic of two yellow bananas on the front. In one hand, he holds a smartphone with three rear camera lenses. The bathroom background includes a door, a towel with multicolored stripes hanging on a rack, and a granite countertop visible at the bottom of the frame.
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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🗣️ TEEN GIRL SQUAD 🗣️
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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I am very into this “Valentine’s Monster” cake the Publix bakery was selling tonight.
February 14, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Ok so this does make it much more challenging to get my job (office nonsense) done, but on the other hand it makes my other job (cat dad) significantly easier.
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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There’s a cute guy wearing this hat on my flight home and I think I’m in love.
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Hell of a cuck chair in this hotel room.
A single dark brown leather armchair with nailhead trim sits centered on a wood-look floor, with a small rust-colored accent pillow resting against the back. Behind the chair are tall windows covered with sheer vertical blinds and patterned brown-and-cream curtains on both sides. Warm indoor lighting casts soft shadows across the floor and fabric. To the right, a white wall-mounted air conditioning unit is visible beneath the window.
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Just a quick (work) trip to Austin on a gorgeous, sunny day. 😎
A person takes a selfie while standing inside a transit vehicle, holding a vertical metal pole with one hand and a backpack strap with the other. They are wearing large over-ear headphones and a light blue button-down shirt with sleeves rolled up. Their hair is short and tousled, with light facial hair and a calm, slightly smiling expression. Sunlight streams through the windows, illuminating the interior and casting soft highlights on their face and shirt. Outside the windows, blurred railings and infrastructure suggest the vehicle is elevated or moving through an urban transit area.
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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trans women playing women’s sports
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Oh shit wait here’s another one I looooooove — post a banger, not in English!
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Post a banger, not in English.

Anarchy, by OFFICIAL HIGE DANDISM
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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This got a legitimate LOL out of me.
Excerpt From “Critic's Notebook: Bad Bunny Shrugs Off Trumped-Up Controversies for an Exhilarating, Vital Super Bowl Halftime Performance” Daniel Fienberg The Hollywood Reporter https://apple.news/AF4bVOcDkSUeM11si0r0SnQ This material may be protected by copyright. “But if you are making, or have attempted to make, the argument that Bad Bunny was a bad selection as halftime performer because the Puerto Rican superstar's songs are primarily in Spanish? Nah. Even you don't sincerely care. We live in a country that is now largely bilingual (or trying to be), and it isn't my fault you took French in school. Serge Gainsbourg's Ghost can perform next year.”
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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Shredder from TMNT with a speech bubble encompassing the quoted post
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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I am a very healthy 44-year-old and I do not want to work *now*. Participating in the capitalist enterprise does not equal participating in life. For so many reasons, these people are lunatics.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11d
Dr Oz defends his comments saying kids should work right out of high school & older Americans should put off retirement to help pay down natl debt: "If we make our people healthier, they'll want to participate in life. You shouldn't work longer bc you have to. You should work longer bc you want to."
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Y’all I want black hair in the worst way possible
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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I posted this to “close friends” first, and now I’m posting it to my other “close friends,” a.k.a. a wide open, totally public social media platform with minimal privacy controls that also happens to be full of cute men.
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
Earthbound screenshot showing juice for $4, coffee for 6, fries for 8 and a hamburger for 14
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
A black-and-white meme drawing shows a lonely, expressionless cartoon person standing in a corner at what appears to be a party, wearing a small cone party hat and holding a drink. Text near the person reads, “They don’t know they’re my reason for living.” On the floor in front of them are two simply drawn cartoon cats—one orange and one black—looking up toward the person. Above the cats, text says, “Yes we do.” Near the black cat, additional text reads, “You don’t seem like you’ve got a lot else going on.”
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Laissez les bons temps rouler and so on and so forth.
A round king cake sits on a clear glass cake stand on a speckled granite kitchen island. The cake is coated in thick sugar sprinkles divided into wide bands of purple, green, and gold. In the background, a warmly lit living space features a dark sofa with accent pillows, framed mid-century–style wall art, a table lamp, a decorative room divider, and a vintage ceramic vase holding very pale pink-colored flowers.
February 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Happy Monday night.
A product image showing a small, house-shaped cardboard cat playhouse labeled “Interactive Hole.” The structure has a pitched roof and geometric color blocks in muted peach, rust, gray, and blue. Circular cut-out holes appear on the sides for cats to enter or peek through. On the left, a cat’s face is visible through one hole, while on the right, a gray-and-white cat is stepping out of another identical playhouse. A yellow banner across the top reads “Interactive Hole,” with a repeating tagline below it stating, “Your pets deserve the best.”
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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New Muppet Show this week, guys.

GUYS.

New Muppet Show this week!!
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Monday has the audacity to start out with hours of information-dense meetings, when it really ought to be starting out with a giant coffee, some ibuprofen, an almond croissant, a chilled-out playlist, and a man bouncing on it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM